Platinum Smurf

Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.

im platinum smurf, dont worry i got this

by TheWalkingUrbanDictionary April 16, 2015

Wet Smurfer

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

budgie smuggler

male speedos (ie: brief/undies style swimmers).

"haha! check out will, it looks like he's smuggling budgies in there!"

by Kriz October 26, 2003

Turkish Smurfpop

When a man uses a blue raspberry popsicle to anal a woman then before it melts pulls it out and feeds her the popsicle

That chick last night was crazy, I took her home from the bar and she asked for a Turkish smurfpop

by Ricky, Cal, & Lucious October 28, 2011

Smunday

Staying up all night from Sunday to Monday morning. Two days rolled into one

Stayed up all Sunday , still awake Monday morning. Feels like a Smunday

Lets get on the Sunday sesh , love a good Smunday

Only planned going out for abit Sunday evening. Now it's Monday . Had no sleep. Got work in couple hours, been a messy one. Definitely a Smunday

by PeckishPeg July 22, 2018

Smupid

When something is smart and stupid at the same time, as in stupid for the idea, but smart for the outcome (and vice versa).

SMart/StUPID= SMUPID

A lot of things Freeman did in the machinima Freeman's Mind were Smupid.

by andkjagyugfjhbm July 31, 2009

Smuggler's Den

Smugglers den is an act of sexual deviance wherein a man inserts his testicles into the anus of his female partner.
Most often when the balls are removed the exclamation "BOOYAH!" will be yelled.

-That chick is so freaky, she's down with the Smuggler's Den!
-Have you ever tried the Smuggler's Den? No, I don't think I could fit my balls in her ass.

by bob123 November 24, 2006