Pap Smear

The act of tackling ones grandfather in the kitchen with enough velocity to smear his face across the linoleum, or approximately 3-4 feet.

So the other day, Grandpa was in the way of my Hot Pocket so in order to get to it I had to execute a Pap Smear

by Kelph1 June 14, 2011

Smeary

Smeary - Intended to be pronounced as "Shmeary". It is the act of taking 3 fingers and coating them with the sweat and cheese from your gooey ass crack and smearing it on somebody's upper lip.

Best effect is if you have worked up a good sweat and your crack is real freaking greasey and if the recipient of the "shmeary" has a mustache.

Originates from an individual who frequents a lakeside "pub and grub" in South Central Wisconsin. This individual actually did this to someone who kept fucking with his father at a bar. He went to the head (bathroom) dragged 3 fingers across the crack of his sweaty and greasy ass, went out and grabbed his victim, put him in a headlock and applied the "shmeary" by using the 3 finger method. It is important to note that this dude is a pretty big guy.

According to him...

"Not everyone can just go and start handing out "Shmearys", you have to practice. You have to make sure you have a real greasy ass crack."

Some asshole kept fucking with my father at the bar lastnight. So I worked up a good sweat and gave that fucker a "Smeary".

by Jay USMC October 25, 2007

A Smeary

The act of going in a Value City and seeing the bathroom crossed off with police homicide banners with the description "WARNING PLEASE DO NOT CROSS" across them in bold text. Upon entering the said bathroom there is a big smeary shitty mess everywhere including places where shit out of a humans ass is normally not capable of going. In some cases you can try to shit on top of the shit already in the toilet and adding your contribution to the pile while a innocent dad and son enter behind you and witness the smear for themselves as they look in horror.

Whoa did you see the bathroom at Value City? It had a smeary all over it.

by Jimcocknballs August 3, 2007

Smear utter cream

When you have to much salad dressing on your big toe.

Wow! Did you see all that smear utter cream?

by ThatBagle26 March 21, 2020

Smaranda

A fucking bitch

Person one: Smaranda should die
Person two: fr bro

by earseafairygrassballs18 April 14, 2022

Smaranda

Smaranda is a bossy girl. She treats other poorly and never admits her mistakes. She ships people with each other because she's friendless. Please get help if you're smaranda😕

Person 1: Ugh Smaranda ships me with _ because I'm tall
Person 2: She forces me to be bisexual 💀💀

by earseafairygrassballs18 April 14, 2022

Smeakalicious

Characterized by being extremely enticing to smeak; usually used to describe butt cheeks

Those butt checks were so smeakalicious, I couldn't help myself. I just had to pinch them.

by SharkSlaya December 3, 2022