Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 26, 2011

Smartie Tube

The name given to a large boned person whom wears a long coat, typically worn by someone in the drug industry, that doesn't suit them.

Have you seen that person over there? They're a smartie tube.

What time is it? Let's ask that smartie tube over there.

Who's going to the party? Anyone that's not a smartie tube.

by Darkuhole January 09, 2014

Smarty Maggs

A cringy bully on youtube who hates everyone.

Person 1: I hate everyone and they are all stupid
Person 2: Why are you being a Smarty Maggs.

by Afif Mir June 20, 2018

smartie pants

n. Delicious but fragile trousers. Good for hikers and snackers.

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I wish there were more smartie pants in the closet at the chess club.

Oh, it’s pretty crowded in there already.

by gnostic3 October 07, 2020

Smarties

Said when someone makes an intelligent statement or proposes a clever idea.

"Guess what? I have a great idea. Let's make green tea to undo the damage we've done tonight"
"Wow Diana, very smarties!"

by moka2 May 22, 2021

Smarty

Is based on the YouTuber and streamer TehSmarty, who is known for his nonsense talk and his ability to repeatedly make the same stupid mistakes.

Can either describe someone being stupid or simply refer to a stupid mistake.

"Think before you act, don't be such a Smarty"
"I'm so dumb, I just did a Smarty"

by SimplyTwix February 26, 2021

smarties

those candies that i used to snort like a fucking weirdo

old me: *snorts smarties"
person that rejected me: omg ur so hot pls get with me

old me: naa im out here with the gang gang ion need no white bitch
person that rejected me: this is why i rejected u

by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 08, 2022