Herpe Slurpee

The act of giving or receiving (unknowingly) a mouthful of semen dosed with herpes.

Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?

Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.

Jane: What an asshole.

by AustiRody June 13, 2014

Powerade Slurpee

Start by putting powerade in a women's vagina. Then insert your penis into her pussy and start pounding her pussy to a pulp. By this point the juices should be mixed into into a thicker, tastier slurpy-like substance. Finally, use your mouth to extract all of the slurpee from the pussyhole into ones mouth.

Variation: If she's hurtin' for a squirtin', shove a half bottle of powerade into her pussy right before she climaxes. After you get all those precious juices, put the cap on and take it to go or save it for later.

At a San Diego State University sorority party, Brittany and Pj started getting friskey in bed when Brittany proposed that she wanted a powerade slurpee and Pj delightfully agreed and put the blue powerade in her vaghole and starting ramming his dick as hard and fast as he could to create the thick slurpee substance known as powerade slurpee.

by purple pulp pussy June 16, 2013

Slurp Q

Legendary rapper from the group Dunkain Crew. It stands for Some Legendary Underground Rapper Proudcing Quality.It has also been said that it refers to him drinking baby blood. He is also know as Lord Dominus.

Slurp Q lyrics- One two three and to the four blood of dead babies stainin the floor. I cover them in petroleum blood stains on the linoleum.

by Abnormal Legend August 4, 2007

slurpis

another name for chick, chica, hot girl, sluts, bitches, etc... used when said name girls are in close proximity so you dont sound like some kind of creep.

Check out this slurpis behind me!

by suicide mike February 17, 2010

slurple roost

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

Slurpee dick

Some one who puts their dick in a Slurpee ,preferably at 7-11

Yo slurpee dick .your dick still cold ?

by Alec campione September 14, 2016

slurpo

a random spam of words or a expression of feelings

BRUHHH SLURPOOO THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY ESHIT

by The thickest one yet January 6, 2019