Slothocrat

Member of the best, and slowest, political party. They believe that the sloths should be in control, not only America but also the entire world. Studies show that if humans act lazy and sloth like then they are preserving the life of the universe by a small amount, which is one reason why they believe that sloths are our true overlords.

Slothocrats enjoy being slow and lazy, because it is sloth- like.

by Sloth_Caste April 9, 2015

sloth king

The sloth king is the best person in the world...he who is the sloth king earns the trust of all sloths and sleeps all day..

They say, he who tames the sloth becomes , the sloth king. Sloth

by sloth person November 15, 2016

sloth puppy

a person who follows you around and doesn't seem to know what they're doing

damn, this new girl is such a sloth puppy

by ash.1219 August 15, 2017

sothis

The goddess featured in Fire Emblem: Three Houses. She is childlike in appearance and build, and has green flowing hair. Her consciousness resides within Blyeth, the main character. She has a tendency to tease and belittle the main character. Sothis has a daughter called Seiros , and is often referred to as "The beginning"

Hey, do you worship the goddess Sothis?

Sothis is the beginning of all things.

by BrokenBox August 13, 2019

Sothis Cock

A sothis cock is a very sharp, red and extendable cock.

Your weapon is destroyed you have no chance now
You’re wrong. *pulls down pants* I still have my sothis cock *fucking kills them with a 20 metre long sharp bendy cock*

by Sothis Cock October 11, 2020

rhythmic sloshing

The noise you hear when a couple in an apartment near you is having sex in a large tub.

First I heard the water run and fill the tub followed by the couple laughing and splashing around together. Later, all I heard was moaning and rhythmic sloshing.

by MR2 July 27, 2008

Toad Sloth

Fat obese creature. That nurtures its young and hangs from trees.

Look at that toad sloth over there.
Doesn't this toad sloth look like Shari?

by frognation February 3, 2010