Skip to main content

Mozambique Mozzarella Stick

The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.
My friend dishes out the meanest Mozambique Mozzarella Sticks.
by Sinfrey August 27, 2009
mugGet the Mozambique Mozzarella Stick mug.

Blue Stick Special

1.When a girl surprises a guy by saying she is pregnant with his child, and using a blue preggo-test stick as evidence.
In "Knocked Up" she pulled a Blue Stick Special on his ass.
by OMGWTFBBQ22 August 20, 2007
mugGet the Blue Stick Special mug.

Sweary-stick

A very erect penis that causes the female to swear profusely during an act of intercourse.

Should not be confused with the religious-stick which generally leads to biblical quotes such as "God, god, oh my Gawd" or "Jesus"
Do you think the sweary-stick will be coming out tonight
by Dr Cameron June 16, 2011
mugGet the Sweary-stick mug.

donut-stick

When a man inserts his erect penis thru the holes of several donuts so as to carry them because his hands are holding something else, usually beverages.
A lover awoke to see their mate standing naked at the foot of they're bed holding two cup's of hot cocoa, one in each hand and on his donut-stick were a couple tasty looking double glazed ring-shaped cakes of sweetness just waiting to be gobbled up.
by jpg3 October 29, 2011
mugGet the donut-stick mug.

Memory Stick

A removable flash memory card for such devices as digital cameras, laptops, the Sony PlayStation Portable, to aid assistance in holding music, games, photos, videos, ect.

File storage sizes range from 32 MB storage to 32 GB.
Guy 1: Check out my 32 MB memory stick!
Guy 2: Check out MY 32 GB memory stick!
Guy 1: ...You're an ass...
by RawrItsPanda November 7, 2009
mugGet the Memory Stick mug.

Heat stick

A mostly worthless employee, who often spends more energy trying not to do work than would if s/he just did his/her job. Usually reserved to describe off-shift employees, as in their primary function is to keep the building warm overnight.
"I don't even know how TJ got hired, he never does more than 15 minutes of actual work. I'm glad he got assigned to nights with the rest of the heat sticks."
by Red001 October 2, 2013
mugGet the Heat stick mug.

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"
by SwankSpike April 13, 2006
mugGet the Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email