slap a wanker day

On 3 March you get to slap a wanker this is someone who you ethier hate or you think is an absolute idiot

You basicly get a free pass to slap everyone you see

Person 1 : hey *slap*
Person 2 : what was that for

Person 1 : is slap a wanker day

by Cd1*caeb050329 January 1, 2020

slap a Jake day

slap a Jake any day in February

slap a Jake day mmkay.

by anonymusidsdadadc January 29, 2020

slap a curtain day

The fantastic, exciting holiday where you search for a nereby curtain, and you guessed it, slap it! this beautiful holiday has been celebrated by many people of many different races and cultures and you (yes you) can celebrate it too! gather up the whole family on november 22nd to the family curtain made for slapping and have at it!

1: "Hey! Didn't you hear? It's November 22nd."
2: "Ooh, my favorite holiday! slap a curtain day!"

by Durm November 22, 2021

slap a ranga day

Slap a ranga day is the best of them all. Hit as many rangas as you can on november 13.

Me: hey did you hear what today is?
Ranga: no what is it
Me: slap a ranga day!
*hit ranga friend*

by share the awareness November 12, 2019

National Slap Ass Day

September 9th is national smack someone’s ass day.

national slap ass day: n. the day in which you can smack someone’s ass for no reason. “Watch out because tomorrow is slap ass day!”

by hehefam September 8, 2019

National slap Bailey day on Twitter.

Just as it says in the tin, send gifs of slapping to any Bailey's you know on twitter. This is celebrated on 3 April every year.

National slap Bailey day on Twitter.

by Antt1 March 28, 2021

national slap Sophia day

ever want to slap sophia? well your lucky day is october 18!

Man 1: Hey, Sophia!
Girl 1: Hey!
Man 1: U know what day it is?
Girl 1: No?
Man 1: National Slap Sophia Day! *Slaps Girl 1

by 1004cucumber September 19, 2021