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National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day'

In response to National Throw Short and Tall people Day, October 23rd is the day where people can throw their friends who are between 5'5" and 5'9" without their consent.
"We'll come for you medium sized people for National 'Throw Medium Sized People Day' is on October 23rd!"
by FabianBabaYaga October 12, 2021
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tote sized

"that dude has tote sized junk, hes TOTALLY hung like a butterfly"
by LebanonJon November 5, 2006
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Rule of Sixes

In dating, especially online, there are certain attributes a man must possess to even be considered by a woman. If he does not have all of these, his chances of matching with a woman on any dating app are slim to none. The rule of sixes indicates that men must meet these minimum prerequisites:

1 Must be at least six feet tall
2 Must have a 6 pack (Or be extremely fit)
3 Must make at least 6 figures ($100,000 per year or more)
4 Must have at least 6 years of college (Possessing a Master's degree or higher)

If a man possesses one of these (Usually being six feet or taller) he has a small chance, but he should only have hope of success if he possesses all four of them.
Jake: I swiped right on over 500 women on tinder, and also bumble. I only have 2 matches, what the hell?
Logan: Bitches be crazy, it's true. However, you don't meet the rule of sixes, so of course you aren't getting matches.
Jake: What do you mean? I'm not a bad guy!
Logan: You're 5'10, don't have abs, your job only pays you $75,000 a year, and you only graduated with a bachelor's degree. Face it, girls aren't interested in you.
Jake: Shit bruh, bitches be crazy.
Logan: *Nods knowingly* bitches be crazy
by peoplerstupid January 15, 2019
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Sidedish Boyfriend

A relationship status in which one performs all of the functions and roles of a boyfriend without any reciprocation of the emotional, romantic, spiritual, and physical intimacy that comes with a healthy relationship
John went to dinner with Jennifer's family

Are they going out?

No, he's just her sidedish boyfriend

What do you mean?

He's like an escort that doesn't get paid or get laid.
by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010
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one sided

When a boy/girl are talking and only one of them is interested or likes the other .
She doesn't like me I'm one sided
by Editing November 9, 2015
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Plus-sized

A term for morbidly obese people, mostly women.
What’s your opinion on plus-sized women?
Their fucking fat
by Devappl June 5, 2022
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siced

We were siced to hear that school would be cancelled for a week.
by alejandra March 14, 2003
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