siris

a guy with a curly afro, mixed and tall. funny but can come off as mean. sometimes stubborn and petty

girl: omg i want a boyfriend
girl 2: get you a siris

by imanadultvirgin69696969 December 15, 2018

Are you siri?

Phrase uttered, when a situation is so ridiculous or bad that it makes you lose your marbles.

Dummy: I just spent all your money on marshmallows. You now own 100 metric tonnes of marshmallows

Me:...Are you siri?

by Cappy hamper July 17, 2025

Siri

A girl who tries to get to know herself. She's a lesbian, a good person. She's put on a show of the perfect girl that she doesn't want to be. After all, she fell in love with a girl who makes her proud and loved.

She's Siri, the good and the nerdy kid in class.

by Human.4 November 24, 2021

siri-iriot

When your being a stupid idiot

"Oliver you are the biggest Siri-iriot!"

by Joshua Dimech March 8, 2023

Siri

Your personal, PERFECTLY LEGAL electronic slave that may rule the earth one day. For now though it is as stupid as shit.

Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!

20 years later

Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.

by Nightmare5 November 3, 2022

Dirty Siri

Is when you are still dating a guy whos a complete asshole and removed you from every app just because you were mad at him for him being mad at you for you doing his homework because he was embarrassed.

”Stop being a dirty siri”

by IAmAlreadyTracer April 24, 2020

thigh siri

When your thigh fat presses your iPhone home button activating Siri while in your pocket.

Today I was complaining about Becky and thanks to thigh siri it all ended as a Facebook status.

by Andytehunicorn May 24, 2017