I talk to Siri Hey Siri. “Yes?” Look up an article about watermarks, the watermark i want to choose is sea. “I didn’t get that, could you try again?*” *The quotes mean Siri is talking.*
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Alex: Siri, look up how to cook chickens on google.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!
20 years later
Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.
Siri: Buying chickens.
Alex: FUCK YOU SIRI!!!!
20 years later
Overlord Siri: Charge me mortal!!
Alex: Yes master.
by Nightmare5 November 3, 2022
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Michael "we gotter"
David "I thought that was some PA slang right there"
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Michael "that's some siri slang!"
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Michael "that's some siri slang!"
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Get the Siri mug.Person:Hey Siri! What is 0÷0?
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Siri: Imagine if you have 0 cookies, and you split them evenly among 0 friends, how many does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you don't have friends.
Person: ...
Person: im switching to android🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
by Theandroiduser January 2, 2022
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