sirenity

Always there for you when you need her. Usually not the messing around type but she is funny when you get to know her. She is always on task and never messes around.

Boy at school: "I think she likes me"
Sirenity gives a glare like that boy is crazy.

by Aaron_3729 November 29, 2016

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sex siren

A woman of beauty accompanied by an alluring voice

That girl is such a sex siren.

by Wolfemaximus December 11, 2013

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A Sorenson is Someone who pushes carts at a convenient store.

The average Sorenson takes their job way to seriously, and tells people they are in charge of security.

A Sorenson will never remove his sunglasses, indoors, nighttime etc. Its all the same to him.

Steve: Hey man, check out that Sorenson.

Chuck: Why is he wearing sunglasses? The sun went down an hour ago... Why is he wearing a black belt and kicking things?

Steve: He pretends to know martial arts, leave the Sorenson alone.

by Captain Wonderful March 27, 2008

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siren

A loud noise, thus meaning people can therefore, hear it so they don't die.

Pat Lapiene didn't hear the siren.

by Fat Boy Kemp October 21, 2003

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Siren DJ

n. A police officer that feels the need to get your attention by playing with his siren in a DJ-like fashion rather than just flash the lights or use the siren normally

"Dude I made an incomplete stop the other day and I got pulled over by some ass-hole siren DJ"

by tdbmachine December 29, 2007

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Poo Siren

Fart - warning of the oncoming poop. Not a definite indicator of the arrival time, but a warning that it is approaching. Similar to a tornado siren. Innocent bystanders should be evacuated.

Fart "The Poo Siren has sounded, I think it is time we finish up this bike ride here soon. I can't be 100% sure, but this one could knock down a small town."

by Bearded Bandit September 22, 2012

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