Simpel Crust™

A Simpel Crust(™) is someone who is a wannabe funny guy, who plays Minecraft half the day, and is bad at combos in everything else, and hasn't finished The Office

Person 1: Man, that Moroccan Christmas episode was.. wow!
Person 2: You JUST got past that episode?
Person 1: Yeah?
Person 2: You're such a Simpel Crust™.

by Simpelist Crust™ July 10, 2019

Simpess

Some girl that is looking for money like a whore looking for dicks

P1: hey bro i got a simpess
P2: get away from her right now, she would only want you for the money.
P1: chilll she won’t

10 minutes later

P1 gets a notification from simpess
P1: she said i’m too broke for her
P2: see, i told you she would want you only for the money

by ceo-mert February 16, 2020

Simpest of Simps

Gage Frame

Bro Gage is such a Simpest of simps

by TheAlbinoMale February 29, 2020

Simpela

the girl version of a simp, a girl who will do anything for the guy she likes

izzie is such a simpela when it comes to boys

by imyourdad.org March 17, 2020

simperena

a simperena is a type of simp that sucks his thumb

bro, he's such a simperena, he was sucking his thumb

by simpexpert May 14, 2020

Simpette

A female simp

“That girl Kate is such a simpette!”

by qupinhe May 26, 2020

Simpette

A “not like other girls” kinda girl

Bro I met this simpette preachin’ about anime and makeup or some shit

by dumb baby bicht May 27, 2020