Snickerbating

When you go into the shower, bed, or closet to be alone while eating a snickers bar.

My wife totally walked in on me snickerbating last night - she is way to worried about my weight.

by Steven Eric Whoit March 11, 2010

Sickened

To feel or portray disgusting emotions attributed to the lack their of or missing parts of the frontal lobe.

Jordan felt sickened after a night of wheeling swamp pigeons.

Sean sickened the man with the look in his eyes.

by sweetjamesss March 7, 2012

Snicker-Pickle

1.) Chocolate dipped ding-dong ...with nuts.

2.) Any phallic shaped object (such as a pickle) dipped in chocolate and covered with nuts.

3.) A turd.

Me: OMG, what do you have in your mouth right now?

Sister: A snicker-pickle.

by sillyovaries September 7, 2012

sinker

The bane of musicians all over the world: a music stand that sinks by itself, caused by stripped threading inside the bore of the stand.

John, get yourself another music stand. This one's a sinker. The conductor'll keep on badmouthing you 'cause you'll wind up staring down at the music and not at him!

by pentozali September 26, 2013

Snickering like a fucking bobcat.

The pinnacle of uncontrolled laughter.

Jesus Christ dude, that shit had me snickering like a fucking bobcat. I thought I was going to pass out!

by Jindurr January 25, 2018

Snickers dick vein

The chocolate on top of a Snickers bar that looks like a vein stretching across an erect penis.

The woke mob are trying to get rid of the Snickers dick vein!

-Tucker Carlson

by Penis with a D May 10, 2022

sinkered

to slowly lower ones male genitillia into ones mouth while thier asleep.

(Yawn) what, john are you sinkereding me?

by Sinkered December 6, 2022