Daylight savings is to tinker with time by an hour twice a year so that both rich and poor can afford to have jet lag without having to fly in a jet.
as asked about what kind of times we will have Ben Franklin was asked: daylight savings, maam, if you can keep it.
by brown 25 November 4, 2019
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Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.
Highly uncomfortable and undesirable, but often essential when you're in a rush to get somewhere, and remember you haven't shaved that day.
"What happened to your chin mate?"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"
"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"
"Forgot I had that job interview this morning, woke up late and had to rush out of the house."
"So what's with the chin?"
"Ah, I had to resort to dry shaving"
"Fancy a night out? If we're quick we can catch the metro/subway/train/bus in for cheap?"
"Yeah I'm game, just let me grab a dry shave"
by OhTheDamageIsDone October 25, 2010
Get the dry shaving mug.Commonly abbreviated as DST, Daylight Saving Time may refer to any of the following:
1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.
2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.
3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
1) A plot by the government to screw up everybody's schedule under the guise of energy savings, because they can.
2) A mild method of population control -- DST changes correlate well with increased vehicular and cardiac related fatalities.
3) Another reason to punch your S.O. in the mouth, since at least one of the clocks in the house will not get updated, and that will invariably be the clock you consult before going to work, sleep, or to watch your favorite live sporting event.
Late co-worker: 10AM?!? Shut the fuck up, my watch says nine.
Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?
Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
Some fuckwad: Haven't you ever heard of daylight saving time?
Late co-worker: You ever heard of chin nuts?
by dniymfm March 13, 2010
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by luke110381 February 4, 2008
Get the shaving the monkeys forehead mug.Shingulschpotztaken is an utterance used when one has carried a heavy bundle of shingles up a ladder only to find that there is still an unused bundle where he intended to put this new one.
Shingulschpotztaken is derived from the words "Shingle spot's taken!", spoken with a cheesey German accent for comedy effect.
Shingulschpotztaken is derived from the words "Shingle spot's taken!", spoken with a cheesey German accent for comedy effect.
by Zeto, the DUNE fanatic December 23, 2005
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