Backseat spelling

Someone who always corrects your spelling on MSN or some other IM program.

User 1: That bich is fly.

User 2: Bitch*

User 1: Quit backseat spelling asshole.

by Platinum Bullet January 2, 2009

shovelling coal

To insert your first and second fingers into another persons anus, and scoop out some shit.

Matt:I really like it, but shovelling coal leaves your fingers smelling for days.
Jonas:nice.

by absinthe smelling mick January 2, 2011

Rapid Shelling

when a man has sex with a woman and releases his fluid. then takes it out and another man puts his shell (penis) into her and unloads in his fluid. this is supposed to happen many times.

i had a rapid shelling and it was alsome

by Mrr. Friend October 8, 2010

spellingosis

A rare disease that occurs when teachers in their fifties become exposed to incorrect grammar and spelling. Seen most in teachers who have germ disorders.

The teacher read the e-mail that said: "sup, so i need to kno if i shud practise my spellin becuz my fokes say its really bad and i wanna get better... ineed your imput on my prob"

The teacher faints and then is rushed to the hospital to be diagnosed with spellingosis.

by gigialfine December 4, 2010

Spelling Gap

The cavernous void between Tori Spelling's breasts

Geez mate, I'd tit-shag your wife but I'd lose my dick in her Spelling Gap

by freddellamer October 18, 2019

1337 spelling

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A stupid fucking 12 year old who thinks CS is the best game ever. Guess what you dumb ass, talking with numbers isn't cool and Counter Strike is the worst fucking game ever, try something else, anything else you fucking nub!

by Majin January 15, 2004

Shovelling

The act of spooning as enacted by fatasses.

Dude, I just walked in on your fatass parents shovelling!

by AsstootObservations December 4, 2010