A friend who follows you around whilst shopping, potentially because they have no sense of personal style or space. Highly annoying. When you ask their opinion they will often say what they think you want to hear, rather than their genuine belief, lest it be 'wrong'.
by sweetchillisauce January 10, 2010
Overheard on the train:
Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.
Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.
Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.
Guy: I only ever buy 'Australian' Oranges and always check cookies packaging.
Girl: Wow, I'm never that careful, there are so many traps.
Guy: Yeah, I'm a "Militant Shopper" like that.
by Maxwell Drive March 10, 2011
A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.
by GDaddy_Duckboy March 31, 2021
Eryn is such an elongated shopper, it's hard for her go to the department store and grocery store in under 3 hours.
by Ian L. Robinson January 09, 2009
"Older Hot Topic" "Generation person"
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.
by anonymous_Wolfe August 26, 2023
A window shopper is a well known person or famous idol that ignores their fans' messages or any time someone reaches out to them.
Person A: "I like this music artist! I'll direct message them to praise their work!"
Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."
Person B: "I don't recommend it; they're such a Window-Shopper."
by PacifistDool3r June 30, 2021
Another word for a secret shopper.
I’m so excited about my new mystery shopper side gig!
As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job
As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job
by Jozéy January 02, 2021