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Zombie shopper

A person(s) who wonders the aisles of stores slowly and aimlessly just looking at products without picking out much to buy. These people are often in the way of whatever you need. Also they might follow you around the store.
I went to the grocery store today and there were hoards of zombie shoppers there. Just standing in front of what ever I needed so I had to wait for them to move on. A couple of them seemed to follow me down every aisle. I finally has to check out and leave the store to keep them away from me.
by Memphis09 December 5, 2023
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Old Hot Topic Shopper

"Older Hot Topic" "Generation person"
Walks in and shopping around "Hot Topic" saying you to old to shop there.
Sarah: oh look! Danielle! There's goes old Hot Topic Shopper..
Danielle: older for sure.
by anonymous_Wolfe August 26, 2023
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Family Shopper

A person who shops for the family
My mom is the family shopper of my household because she always gets the groceries
by Family Shopper October 31, 2019
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Shopper

a fan made game mode in Worms armageddon where there are very few to no starting weapons but unlimited ropes and/or jetpacks and weapon crates are dropped every turn. some of the Most popular rules are A.F.R (Attack from rope) A.T.L (attack the leader team that is winning) and W.x.W (wall x wall, you must touch the both left and right walls 1 or 2 times) Its the most popular fan made game mode.
player 1 "hey, doing shopper, rules?
player 2, 3 and 4 "shopper, AFR, ATL, W1W"
player 1, "ok, lets start"

the game begins
by cockynoob December 23, 2020
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Mystery shopper

I’m so excited about my new mystery shopper side gig!

As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job
by Jozéy January 1, 2021
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clearance shopper

Someone who is too broke to afford objects at regular prices. So they wait until it’s on clearance to buy.
“I got these shoes because they were on clearance.”
“Man I swear you only buy things on clearance, your a clearance shopper.
by That_One_Novak February 25, 2021
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boomerang shopper

A person who exits their car at the grocery store and takes an overly cautiously arcing route through the parking lot in order to avoid COVID infected fellow shoppers only to realize, upon reaching the entrance, that their mask is still hanging from their rear view mirror.
Don't worry kids. Daddy will be back in two minutes to get his mask. He's an habitual boomerang shopper.
by GDaddy_Duckboy March 31, 2021
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