shit up my dog's ass

An expletive of Canadian origin, specifically southern Ontario. Can be used as an expression of surprise or disbelief.
Whilst playing hockey and/or curling: "Shit up my dog's ass, it's cold!" Alternately, Pierre: "Can you believe the Canadian Olympic hockey team is seeded lower than those lousy commie Ruskies?" Piet: "Shit up my dog's ass!"
by shittinginwindsor March 14, 2008
mugGet the shit up my dog's assmug.
When your still fucking shit up years after the fact without trying
When someone can’t give another person there all because they still love you years after you broke up! You're fucking shit up after the fact!
by Tom vape September 26, 2017
mugGet the fucking shit up after the factmug.

you made dat shit up

A phrase used when someone is trying to have you do something beyond your wishes - something that you do not want to do.
Matt: I want to go to the Olive Garden instead of Maggiano's.

Jane: Hells naw. You made dat shit up. You got paid so we are going to Maggiano's.
by Love6241 October 13, 2006
mugGet the you made dat shit upmug.
a term referring to that you will kick the other one's ass/beat them up.
"I'm gon kick yo ass!/I'll blow yo shit up on spot!"
by Lynn November 15, 2003
mugGet the blow your shit up on spotmug.

Pick your shit up boy

A phrase used when talking to a southern American, generally those described as rednecks and/ or idiots. For best effect, say in a hick American accent. Warning: known to make little boys cry.
1. Josh's mum: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" *Josh gets picking his shit up*

2. Jen: "PICK YOUR SHIT UP BOY" Josh: "SHE DIDN'T SAY BOY!" Jen: "uh huh sureeee she didn't"
by BLee1 August 25, 2009
mugGet the Pick your shit up boymug.
Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking
The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!
by Olivia123 November 11, 2007
mugGet the shovelling shit up hill without a barrowmug.

shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli
BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
by Cookielover9000 October 19, 2021
mugGet the shit stuck up my crackmug.

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