Tectonic Meat Slippage

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.

Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"

by killersbytrade January 31, 2010

shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

e/o shipper

an e/o shipper is somebody who believes that detectives elliot stabler and olivia benson in the tv show law and order svu belong together.

-God I hope elliot and olivia are going to kiss before the end of the season...
-really???
-yes, I'm a real e/o shipper.

by livyourlife February 11, 2009

rubbah slippahs

pidgin for cheap, rubber thong sandals (rubber slippers). every hawaiian local knows 101 ways to fix their broken slippah: 50 with tape, 50 with glue, and 50 with a stick to poke the strap back in the hole. every hawaiian local owns 2 or more pairs. at least one of them is "dah bus' up kine" and the others are "dah ok kine"

rubbah slippahs were brought to hawaii as a cheap way for the japanese and filipino plantation workers to have shoes.

1) Ey braddah, my rubbah slippahs wen' go bus' up. han' me dat steeke.

2)Brah! don' tell me u try wear dah bus' up kine slippah to jur cuz's wedding! put on dah good kine fo' dat brah!

by who the fuck knows? January 26, 2006

Shippan

Shippan, a neighborhood in Stamford, CT is home to many large estates and is often refered to the "East Coast Bel Air." Shippan has an odd number of teenagers and college students in it's polulation, which contribute to the young people of the neighborhood to come together through parties and the smoking of Marijuana. The young people of this area refer to themselves as "Shippanimals", stating that they can outdrink college seniors in thier freshman year. Shippanimals are familiar with: the DL "Smoke-a-Blunt" rd, the Fairway, the Gazebo, and the infamous "Third Level." Shippan is a slice of heaven located no more than 30 minutes away from NYC, and five minutes away fom Stamford Downtown. Shippan is known for it's fine estates and it's summers.

Shippan has had a round estimate of one party per every night, often going beyond that.

by Jim Smithinson August 15, 2006

Pro Shipper

A pro shipper is a top-notch delivery person who has earned the respect of people in their workplace. They often receive higher pay than ordinary delivery people.

Person 1: "This golden egg looks really special. I'll take Person 2 off the job, because it should be handled by our pro shipper: Person 3!"

by orararararararars November 29, 2021

shitpan

A lavatory. Can be used in either a literal or metaphoric sense.

"I need a dump, where's the shitpan?"
"This company's going down the shitpan."

by John Dennis September 23, 2005