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facebook baby shield

the invisible yet all-powerful shield that protects all babies the pictures of whom have been posted on facebook from any negative comments, no matter how ugly the babies really look.
A: look at this picture of her daughter - that is one ugly baby.
B: yea, but there are 10 comments underneath that picture claiming this is the cutest baby ever.
A: facebook baby shield at work again.
by wazupyo June 3, 2010
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Shield

The female in a group of mates at the clubs who is usually fat ugly or both that has no chance of getting the D so she does everything in her power to stop her mates from getting any too.
David: Ronan was dancing with a fly honey last night nek minnit he for attacked her meat axe shield.

Sam: oooosh
by Bigdgtownnz June 6, 2013
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the shield

the best show ever created? why i do think so.
the shield

Antwon Mitchell: From now on, when I say, "Suck my dick", you say, "You want me to lick your balls, Daddy?"
by antidisestablishmentarianism December 28, 2005
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beef shield

A piece of beef used as a shield to defend ones self against predators and robots.

Also a word frequently written on school whiteboards, usually in a heart or written as “I love beef shields”.
Man 1: ahh my penis is exposed to that deadly robot
Man 2: here use this beef shield
Man 1: *covers penis with a sloppy beef shield*
by pixie meat December 15, 2008
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Bro Shield

The "Bro Shield" is a defensive mechanism possessed only by bros. It is mainly used to ward off negative and or bull shit comments made by non-bros, often referred to as haters because of either their negative or jealous attitudes toward the bro. It is not, however, limited to those types of comments. The power of the Bro Shield can be called upon whenever and wherever a bro sees fit to use it.
Non-Bro: Oh my gosh, that's so lame!

Bro: Psh, Bro Shield bitch.
by Uchayman September 12, 2010
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storm shield

The only way to protect yourself from a thunder hammer.
As I tried to finish my girl with a thunder hammer, she put up a storm shield by covering herself with the sheets.
by Juggy1337 October 20, 2008
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vag shield

The Female version of a cock block. When a woman is prevented from having sex by another individual.
Dude, Paige got vag-shielded last night. Dude, Amy is such a vag shield.
by msmillerisdumb April 3, 2009
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