Shetland

A small peice of land lost in the middle of the North Sea beteen Scotland and Norway. Famous for: Sheep, ponies, wooly jumpers, puffins, Salmon, Ally Bain.

In the Winter its dark, windy and cold and they celebrate the 'Up-Helly-Aa' festival, or 'Transvestite Tuesday' as it is more commonly known. The constant darkness means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.

In the summer they celebrate the 'Simmer Dim'. An excess of daylight means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.

Also used to describe someone who is inbred.

that man has 6 fingers, must be from Shetland

by islandphilosopher December 10, 2010

Shellar

A woman who has sex every 3 years

It's being so long since my last sex that I'm becoming a Shellar.

by bink bink November 22, 2010

A Sheila

"A Sheila" is a person who gets the party started. She's loud - colorful, hip clothes - Awesome shoes - Awesome in general - friends with all - plans all the functions - ties everyone together and makes sure they are having fun. She's witty. If you are down, she makes you laugh and smile. Every office or circle of friends needs A Sheila!

What will we do today. We don't have "A Sheila" in the office. Why did she have to take a day off!!

every office should have "a Sheila".

by DHarrison June 24, 2009

Dirty Shayla

When you bust down her throat and she's blows a cum bubble out of nose, not letting it pop but making you slurp it up.

That's how I lost my soul, was to a Dirty Shayla

by Killerwifey June 12, 2019

SEYLAH

PRINCESS, BOO BOO ,SNOOKEMS ,CLEVER,POPULAR, SPIRITED ,FUNNY ,DADDY'S GIRL ,ANIMAL LOVER,LOVE OF MY LIFE,GORGEOUS

PRINCESS SEYLAH WOULD NEVER LEAVE HER GLASS SLIPPER BEHIND AT THE BALL,NOR WOULD SHE KISS A FROG TO FIND HER PRINCE.

by RUFUSDARLING February 4, 2010

Shayla night

An incredible night of hot sex with a beautiful intelligent woman that knows all the right places to touch, lick, and suck you.

Whoa look how happy Jerad looks! He must have had a Shayla night!

by pseudogirl66 June 27, 2011

dirty sheila

When your girlfriend eats hot fudge off your penis.

I did a dirty sheila to my boyfriend last night and I'm still full.

by More Rina August 25, 2019