Shepard

A pot belly whistling mechanical designer. Enjoys flossing his teeth on dental assistants pubic hair. Spends most of his time sitting on the couch in his tighty whities eating potatoe chips and scratching his ass.

Look at that Shepard, he's sitting in a chair in the corner talking with a mouth full of marbles.

by M.E. xican February 22, 2008

Shephard

(noun)
~a male that is sexually active towards another male
~a man who makes love to the same sex
~ one who is attracted to penises


(verb)
~men-on- men sex.

You think that's guy hot? Don't be such a shephard.

Hey wanna shephard? I'm feeling horny.

by yesyesyes27 February 23, 2009

Alan b shepard

Autistic school where most kids act baked and are nic addicts or the rest are skipping in the b wing where there is the most security but 0 people go in the bathroom, also the extreme double standards by the teachers is truly amazing, besides that theres the smuck up white rich kids that think they know it all but will never engage in a fight, the fights are meh besides the one edgar mexican that only wants to fight yes mf im talkin bout u,fuck mr kane that nigga gave me a 3 hour,

Alan b shepard:
You got any nic?

Nah

You tryna skip?
Nah
That old gay nigga mr kane gave me a 3 hour

by Mexican mf April 14, 2022

Shepards Bush

An extremely unkempt mass os female pubic hair - the opposite of High Barnet

Sort your Shepards Bush out love - come back when you High Barnet

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Shepards pie

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest then blowing your load on top of the shit.

Man: babe you want shepards pie tonight?

Woman: yeah baby!

by SlickRick1234 August 27, 2013

sparky shepard

(Short: Sparky)

A term used to describe someone who has manipulative tendencies. Sometimes accompanied with entitlement and suicidal threats.

“John tried to convince me to rob a bank, when I said no he threatened to kill him self!”

“Wow he’s such a Sparky Shepard”

by Tormented Unicycle March 2, 2019

Dax Shephard

Master of Impro, went to UCLA, is originally from Michigan.
Appeared on "Punk'd" (MTV)
Actor in "Without a paddle"
Funniest guy in the world, genius with words, awesome at "making things happen" (Punk'd), with the dopest smile.

"-Dax is my favorite dude on Punk'd."

by Lea December 1, 2004