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ed not sheeran

basically an eating disorder, but it win’t be banned on tiktok
- bro, you look kinda unhealthy lately
- yeah, actually - my ed not sheeran is kicking my ass……
by gownoptaka July 6, 2023
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Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.
Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT
by egf.koi September 4, 2021
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ed sheeran

he’s a scary ginger man you can make many scenarios

about him which will make you laugh or another definition is a person who is lonely
her- who’s that
him- oh he’s a ed sheeran
by bigfatshrekpenis February 2, 2021
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Ed Sheeran

The musty, sweatiest, man alive who goes by the name of Ed Sheeran. He calls his fans “sheerios” a word based off ofcheerios”, which are the grossest cereal ever. Even if it does help cholesterol levels
Bro that dude is totally an ed sheeran!!

Omg youre so right, hes so mustyyyyy
by alemonthatwasjuiced June 19, 2021
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Ed Sheeran

"Guys Ed Sheeran goes to my School!"
by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023
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Ed Sheeran-ify

(verb)

To "Ed Sheeran-ify" someone is when a celebrity is asked by their management to make or contribute to videos/photos/interviews that will receive lots of attention due to it being a trend. This term is typically used when referring to old celebrities/celebrities that don't have a big online presence, because it shocks people when they "keep up with the trends", even when it's really just their management team.
Person 1: "Bro have you seen that Tiktok of Harry Daniels singing 'Houdini' to Dua Lipa?"
Person 2: "Yes, it's so clearly yet another Ed Sheeran-ify situation to get her more money! Harry is literally in an office this time, and is singing her newest song."
Person 1: "That's literally what I was gonna say!"
by atlasishere April 14, 2024
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Ed Sheeran

a fagotty man

has piss kink

Likes feet
person 1: you like ed sheeran?

person 2: nah he likes peepee
by edsheeranspiss December 23, 2022
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