by A literal wagon June 24, 2021

Ed sheeran is the most hottest man to ever exist on this world. If you ever meet a Ed Sheeran, consider yourself lucky. Gingers are usually very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very horrid...but not this ginger. Ed will find you. Dont open your closet at 3am after saying Ed's name three times, spinning in a circle with 6 pounds of mustard in your hair, playing the flute, while ed sheerans song plays in the back at exactly level 25 of volume. If you do those actions, ed sheeran will come for you. He will be with you in your dreams.
"Ed sheeran! Ed sheeran! Ed shera-"
Everyone else: "DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!"
John: "Ed Sheeran is hot"
Everyone else: "DONT SAY THAT OUT LOUD!!!!"
John: "Ed Sheeran is hot"
by Soggy.bread.123 January 20, 2021

Probably the kindest person to exist. He makes amazing music with deep melodies and lyrics that hit differently. Do you want emotion? Go listen to Ed Sheeran.
Ed Sheeran is super awesome.
by HOPP3R June 17, 2022

An Ed Sheeran is a famous celebrity musician and is incredibly ginger and scary, most fear him as a terrifying ginger irn bru man but some don’t.
by The gunkest July 25, 2023

by YASSSSQUEENNOONESTOPSME February 1, 2023

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.
Alex: What's your favorite song?
Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.
Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!
Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.
Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022

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