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SHAVEN SQUIRREL

What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!
A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.

Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008
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shave

to use a razor or similar implement to shorten body hair down to the skin level. can be done on the scalp, face, armpits, legs, chest, or genitalia, but watch out for that ingrown stubble... ouch!
why do so many men expect women to shave their legs, pubic areas, and armpits, but then refuse to shave their own legs, etc.? It's annoyingly hypocritical...
besides, if the hair grows back after you shave it, you were probably meant to have that hair... it's called being a mammal.
by natural is sexxxy May 29, 2003
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Shit - Shower - Shave

Chris, bro, you look like a homeless man. Did you even Shit - Shower - Shave?
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Shave Line

The line on a female's legs that indicates how short her pants can be on any particular day, depending on how far up her leg she shaves.
Criz: Why didn't you wear those cute booty shorts today?
Justine: I couldn't, my shave line was too far down.
by Ewicky October 20, 2009
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shavecrastination

1. The absolute lowest form of procrastination.
2. a sign of an insurmountable workload.
Me: "I can wait another day... I doesn't look that bad!"
God: YOU SIR ARE WRONG

...shavecrastination, yo.
by Carl Dahlhaus October 4, 2011
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Sheasexual

Only attracted and love Shea, represented by colors and hues in the sky after a rainbow
I identify as sheasexual
by lilcup33 May 31, 2021
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Wee shaver

A state of being young or inexperienced
"Back when I was a wee shaver, I can remember doing that thing that was hilarious but reallly dumb, oh ho ho, what were we thinking."
by Llardy January 1, 2012
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