What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!
A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.
Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008
Get the SHAVEN SQUIRREL mug.to use a razor or similar implement to shorten body hair down to the skin level. can be done on the scalp, face, armpits, legs, chest, or genitalia, but watch out for that ingrown stubble... ouch!
why do so many men expect women to shave their legs, pubic areas, and armpits, but then refuse to shave their own legs, etc.? It's annoyingly hypocritical...
besides, if the hair grows back after you shave it, you were probably meant to have that hair... it's called being a mammal.
besides, if the hair grows back after you shave it, you were probably meant to have that hair... it's called being a mammal.
by natural is sexxxy May 29, 2003
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by Mister Obious March 8, 2013
Get the Shit - Shower - Shave mug.The line on a female's legs that indicates how short her pants can be on any particular day, depending on how far up her leg she shaves.
Criz: Why didn't you wear those cute booty shorts today?
Justine: I couldn't, my shave line was too far down.
Justine: I couldn't, my shave line was too far down.
by Ewicky October 20, 2009
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God: YOU SIR ARE WRONG
...shavecrastination, yo.
God: YOU SIR ARE WRONG
...shavecrastination, yo.
by Carl Dahlhaus October 4, 2011
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Get the Sheasexual mug."Back when I was a wee shaver, I can remember doing that thing that was hilarious but reallly dumb, oh ho ho, what were we thinking."
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