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A euphemism for male masturbation. The humor in this euphemism comes from the fact that a quarter sized violin is roughly six inches (the length of a typical erect penis). Violin's are also "hard", "made of wood", and require careful "fingering". Vibrato (a common ornamental technique that requires a rapid back and forth movement of the hand along the neck of the instrument) could also be given new significance in the context of this metaphor.
Yeah, I accidentally walked in on Derek playing the quarter sized violin if you catch my drift.
by happystringguy April 30, 2010
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Kwame-Sized It!

To f-up in a really, really big way. As big as the Mayor of Detroit.
I didn't just mess up, I Kwame-Sized It!
by BrendaB October 4, 2008
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diabetes-sized

An incomprehensibly large sized soda, generally a minimum of 42 oz.
If you're going to 7-11, pick me up a diabetes-sized Dr. Pepper. I need something to wash down this bucket of chicken.
by capzloc February 6, 2007
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fun-sized persons

The local bar's been no fun since they banned the tossing of fun-sized persons
by uncle t-bag December 29, 2008
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seizeium

A highly-reactive metallic element dat causes living creatures who come into contact with it to compulsively grab onto things.
If SEIZEium makes people latch onto objects around them, would da element SEESium give them better vision, and thus help them to do said clasping more quickly and easily???
by QuacksO November 29, 2021
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Titan-Sized-Uh-Oh

When your husky passes gas and your can hear it. Then 10 seconds later the smell reaches your nostrils.
farting noise ffffaaaaaarrrrrrttttttt!!! 'did he just poo?' "NO, That was just a Titan-Sized-Uh-Oh!"
by ZombieJo April 12, 2011
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mid-sized sedan

When a guy's dick is halfway hard.
Guy: dude i have a mid-sized sedan right now.
by Sam L Jackson October 9, 2016
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