Cedar girls' secondary school

One of the top secondary schools in Singapore (it is an elite school) and possibly one of the best schools at sports.
If you get into Cedar, you are really smart, but once you graduate you are smart and athletic.

Known for:
Academic excellence
Loudest cheers
Sporty girls
Great environment

Weakness:
Bad location

(P.S. Sick of getting confused with Crescent girls, we do not want to be associated with them at all - We are CGSS not CGS)

What school are you from?
Oh im from Cedar girls' secondary school
Oh wow, you must be really smart and good at sports
Yes I worked hard for PSLE to get into an elite school

by slayallday! January 28, 2023

Teck Whye Secondary School

Very gay. Got boys who want to touch your kkb and ass. Will go to the extent of chasing you down to touch you or try to finger your ass.

parent 1 :How was Teck Whye Secondary School.
kid : I got an STD.

by ace bird bird August 15, 2021

yio chu kang secondary

I tell you my school got Donald Trump the principal( Carol lim) whenever talk talk 1 whole hour I like la skip lesson when she speak I sleep. Than she WASTE money on LOCKERS nobody asked for to personally PUT OUR PHONE. The 4 dm like Eagle go around catch whichever idiot never put phone. They LIKE TO CATCH USELESS STUDENTS WHO NEVER CUT HAIR LIKE KANINA HAIR STYLE CAN MAKE THE STUDENT BEHAVE VERY BADLY. Kanina bully student 1 time I kena suspension 3 days still need come school sit-down. Now I very good student no detention anymore 👍

From the day I enter this school ah the only thing nice ah is detention. The 4 eagles will especially escort you to a special room time out corner.WHAT KIND OF STUPID NAME THIS ONE. NEVER DO HOMEWORK U GO TOC, NEVER LISTEN TO TEACHER GO TOC, COME SCHOOL LATE GO TOC, NEVER SHAVE BEARD OR CUT HAIR GO TOC THEY BRING U TO BARBER BECOME BOTAK. STUPID LA THIS SCHOOL. Best school.BEST MEMORIES

Wow yio chu kang secondary rules not bad.

by Carol lim August 19, 2021

Secondary School

Welcome to the remainder of compulsory education. uniforms, crap Jamie Oliver school lunches, Harder work, and students who seriously lack individuality. If your lucky you will get 1 no uniform day a year and you need to pay to wear your own clothes. School lunches will be served by old women who's only other option is a pension and the dole. 1st year students will cause chaos since there in 'big school' and feel somehow more important than the other 1000 or so in school. Highlights include fire alarms being set off, bank holiday Monday's and trips. Teachers who complain about their wages, or lack of and think we give a shit, some of us do, some teachers are great, but they are few and far between. my best friend lost her virginity at 13 and gets drunk most weekends, started smoking at 11 and is constantly in detention. My friend, lets just call her 'b' cuts herself, talks about suicide and takes overdoses so she can be sick, fall asleep and get out of P.E, another girl who is popular and really pretty, her mum died when she was young lets call her 'c', has tonnes of mates but gets drunk and cuts herself, sleeps with boys. she's really drunk and regrets it the next day. another girl, 'd', mum + dad is a teacher and the pressure on her to do well is overwhelming, jokingly she gives a cheeky reply to her father 'yeah yeah', grounded for a month. high school is sugar-coated, they can make pretty uniforms, they can build new schools but teenagers will always be the same.

teacher = 'ok everyone, do the starter questions, i need to begin a class because there teacher isn't here, we will check the answers when we get back'

class = *quiet*
teacher = *walks down corridor*

class = *lots of talking* 'Jessica is Stacy really?' 'Have you seen the new episode of' 'Ah ha ha!' *jumps on table* 'Shut the fuck up you mongo heggy!'

1 girl = *SHHISH! she's coming*

everyone else = 'shut up! she's coming' 'shhish!!'

one really loud person = 'SHISSSSH!'
everyone else = *glares*

1 minute later they realise she's not coming

everyone = 'ahh' *frustrated sigh' *continue to speak random stuff*

me = who wants gum??

everyone = 'me!!' 'can i have some pleeease!!' 'YOU'LL BE MY BEST FRIEND'

me = 'go on, take the whole fucking thing! have a field day why don't you?'

me = *working on starter questions*
them = *quarrelling over gum*

teacher = *walks in* *see's boy on desk and lots of people trying to get chewing gum*

teacher = 'i can't leave you for 5 minutes! unbelievable! the amount of cheek! your like little nursery children! the other teachers were complaining about the amount of noise'

teacher = *looks at us doing work* *looks at the rest of the class* 'i bet you haven't even started those questions! lack of respect, oh and heggy, go to the year head, oh and don't forget this punishment'
us = *sniggering*
teacher = 'these people are an example you should all follow!, now get on with your work'

this is what Secondary School classes are like

by notafraidtospeakup June 6, 2010

Serangoon Garden secondary school

A school that is famous for its scandals and also stories of staff preying on students.
(Namely the principal and the Teacher CCA in charge of band)

John: Eh u heard of the school that the principal molest the student anot?
Ray: oh you mean Serangoon Garden Secondary School isit?
John: Yah he prey on the male students somemore
Ray: serious ah?

by JohnnyYes0123 August 20, 2021

Jurongville secondary school

Jurongville secondary school filled with many matreps and minahs ever since the merge of hong kah sec. All know how to vape, smoke and do tiktok. There’s also bunch of wannabe and kaysiao kids Well known security uncle “cik jo”. Not to forget our Mr Zubir and Mr Tang, who confirm chase late coming student and ask students to sit at the foyer. Confirm confiscate phone one.

Non jvs student: Eh you know the black polo uni school? The kaysiao one
Another non jvs student: oh you mean jurongville secondary school?
Non jvs student: yes!

by Meowmeow5555 August 22, 2021

Secondlife

A terrible online video game, where old men/women or very young men/women go to do things such as have sex or become stupid things, such as "Vampires" in the game.

40 year old virgin male: yo man im a vampire in secondlife!!1
11 year old virgin female: kool dude lets have sex
40 year old virgin male: ok!

by C_blingy November 14, 2009