"What has the flat earth to do here. And yes. That’s why you tweet: for money and interviews. A proper scouser. Now bore off"
by df11892 July 11, 2018
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Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake in public.
Symptoms include repeated ramblings such as "Calm down, Calm down" whilst dressing up in a shiny shell suit and robbing hubcaps off parked Ford Escorts. Sufferers commonly refer to their home as a scouse house. If symptoms go untreated the scouse louse disease may spread to known acquaintances or progress into rioting, grand theft auto or even muggings. The diseased are often seen eating bukkacake in public.
" Calm down calm down, keep your eyes out while I half inch these hubcaps but don't get bukkacake on me shell suit "!
" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!
" Oh My Gosh you're behaving like a scouse louse, you must have scouseritis!!!
by TweenieGirl November 12, 2011
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Trouser + Sock = Souser. noun.
The object of which the Croation goalkeeper likes to adorn. Often mistaken with male stockings.
The object of which the Croation goalkeeper likes to adorn. Often mistaken with male stockings.
Turkey1: Wow, their goalkeeper is playing good today.
Turkey2: Yeah, he is, but check out those Sousers! ha ha ha ha
Turkey1: ha ha ha ha
Turkey2: Yeah, he is, but check out those Sousers! ha ha ha ha
Turkey1: ha ha ha ha
by Jubilant Spectator June 20, 2008
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by Heidi O’Hare 03 December 7, 2019
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Get the Scouser mug.Usually very loud and knows it all whilst displaying fake arrogance. Whenever you see a mugshot on crime watch you can tell the scousers straight away they all look the same very small gene pool as they can’t bear the thought of having children with someone from outside Liverpool. The haircuts are truly ridiculous the women are cringe but some very fit and it’s not a stereotypical thing to say they are all dodgy because at least %50 of men are wannabe gangsters even the law abiding ones just seem surly I was surprised by what a shithole most of it was on a visit you seen moncler wearing shotters living in cess pit houses that says it all about the mentality of the morons the fact that no one would grass Rhys Jones killer up says a lot about not one or two but a whole area no morals they are just the same as pikeys I used to love seeing the cocky ones get a slap in jail they remind me of Jamaicans everything is about image with them and even the skinny ones think they are John Rambo it’s laughable but I will agree the football team is good I got 4/1 on them winning the prem come on Klopp with ya “ turkey teef
by Prime examplegerrard February 11, 2022
Get the Scouser mug.A person who is mainly from the English city Liverpool, has a very heavy accent and shares similarities to roadmen.
Usually act tough and show aggression toward most people (LGBTQ+, People with disabilities etc)
Wears dark clothing known as trackies and hang around poor areas in the city
They smoke, commit crimes and affiliate with gang activity
Usually act tough and show aggression toward most people (LGBTQ+, People with disabilities etc)
Wears dark clothing known as trackies and hang around poor areas in the city
They smoke, commit crimes and affiliate with gang activity
Person: Why does Jake speak like that and rob kids?
Person2: He is a scouser, its usual where he is from
Person2: He is a scouser, its usual where he is from
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