Scotland

Scotland is a good country

Oh yeah Scotland thats the most gloriest country

by anonymous November 12, 2021

Scotland

doesn't exist.

#1: I'm going to Scotland for the summer

#2: what?

#1: Scotland. I'm going to Scotland

#3: We don't speak of that.

by non-refundable fenceposts July 7, 2022

Scotland

A land full of Scottish people

An English guy enters scotland

by Rampz September 7, 2023

Scotland

a place filled with neds, junkies and occasional beauty spots. absolute shithole but better than england

"im from scotland"
"im sorry"

by I fucking hate prince harry December 21, 2023

Scotland

Off brand Ireland on sale
Fuck off you wannabees

Scotland is a place where the sheep gather round to get fucked in the ass.

by leo123456 January 30, 2024

scotland.

the place where irn bru is served in cold glass cups in every restaurant you dine at, the place where if you drove far enough away from winding towns and cities, youd see beautiful greenish fields full of animals like wheat eating sheep and mooing cows. the land full of spirit, pride, celebration. the place to watch a good football match in a local bar, with a weighty pint of fizzy bright yellow beer. the place where the rain never stops falling and pounding off of the mostly grey, granite buildings. atop, the clouds tumble in the vast sky like washers of blue. this is scotland. we love scotland.

johnny: "Where are you from?"
erin: "A bonnie place. Scotland."

by erinorletheidk March 13, 2023

Scotland the Brave

The most awesome song ever played on bagpipes. Made the Nazis tremble with fear in World War II.

Nazi: We're about to take over the planet Earth!
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP

by the angie November 26, 2011