by Owen grace November 22, 2019
When a girl sucks a guys penis until he "bucks" (comes). Then the girl gags from it and accidently bites down on the penis. The guy then shoves cake in her face to try and get her off. Usually occurs during Spicy Cakes and Sour Cakes.
by Cajik January 27, 2009
by 3episodesofLITB January 05, 2017
In my case Jewish Condo Nazi's. Failing to follow the By-Laws, Condo Law, and holding secret meetings without any gentiles present.
SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN - Professional fuckups
by mrbill1938 January 09, 2013
It belongs in a museum!
Yes, Dad --- I admit that I'm the schmuck who forgot that "anything goes" when I gave the lost Ark to "top men". Yeah, yeah --- just like I stupidly let your Grail diary fall into the hands of the Nazis! Don't call me "Junior".
by QuacksO December 02, 2023
This can mean in German "jewelerie" but in English it can be slang for "old and boring person" or "very intolerant person". Basically anyone who says no to a lot of things can be called a "schmuck". This is not a compliment or a thing to say when you are trying to be polite.
Examples:
Me: hey teacher, may I borrow a ruler
Teacher: no.
Me: may I borrow a ruler from my friend?
Teacher: no.
Me: than from who will I borrow a ruler?
Teacher: no one.
Me: wow, you're such an old schmuck.
Examples:
Me: hey teacher, may I borrow a ruler
Teacher: no.
Me: may I borrow a ruler from my friend?
Teacher: no.
Me: than from who will I borrow a ruler?
Teacher: no one.
Me: wow, you're such an old schmuck.
by Dizygoggles424 December 23, 2018