scanable

An item that needs to be scanned onto the computer.

Here is another scanable for you to email to the boss.

by bubu82 April 30, 2009

Scandlin

The act of being scandalous

Dakota was scandlin on live yelling at little kids

by jojonigga March 26, 2010

Scandinavian gas mask

The act of putting a poop cover penis and balls on someone's face.

I gave him a Scandinavian gas mask it was great!

by Fuckysweetart August 11, 2013

Scandinavian Cement Mixer

The Scandinavian Cement Mixer is a very specialized form of gay sex, similar to docking. It involves two men, normally one significantly older with a large foreskin, and a sheet of poly film.

The two men stand facing each other naked on the sheet of poly, looking into each others eyes, but never smiling. It is important not to smile as per the third rule of sex, "its not gay if you don't smile". The older man then pulls his foreskin over the tip of the other man penis to achieve the dock. Each man then firmly grips the others penis and in a rhythmic stroking fashion they masturbate each other.
After each man ejaculates into the pocket created by the older mans foreskin they continue the stroking motion, thus simulating mixing the "cement" ejaculate. It is important to maintain synchronized hand motion to prevent breaking the seal of the foreskin and getting "cement" in your eye.

Once both men are content with their experience the older man must carefully remove his foreskin from the other mans penis, and releasing the "cement" ejaculate on the poly sheet.
Folding the poly up and disposing of it makes for easy clean up.

Down in Mexico a old man showed me how to preform a Scandinavian Cement Mixer, and I have been dying to try it again.

by RioW August 15, 2014

Scandinavian Sober

A term for lifestyle where individual is consuming less alcohol but not abstaining from it completely.

“I can have a glass of wine but that’s it for the night, I’m Scandinavian Sober.”

“I’ll skip the shots, I’m Scandi Sober!”

by ZenManOfficial March 11, 2021

Scandinavian spray tan

A fetish originating from the Viking era whereby one is voluntarily subjected to a reindeer bukkake. Norse mythology suggests that the act of undergoing a Scandinavian spray tan improved warriors’ fertility rates after returning from long and exhausting battles. Sadly the art of taming reindeer in such fashion has been lost in modern times and fetishists have resorted to undergo such procedures by males dressed up in reindeer outfits instead, with mixed fertility success being reported.

Customer: Good morning, could I book Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph for a Scandinavian spray tan please?

Operator: Most certainly, which date and time did you have in mind?

by dashfox883 July 17, 2021

tit-scan

A name you call someone who is completely incompetent and ridiculous, and idiotic. You are in essence calling someone a mammogram, which is also ridiculous. This is a term that can be used very often, in many situations.

In addition to being an insult, it can also be used as a friendly greeting among buddies or co-workers.

This term will give your friends a good laugh if used with sincerity, as in the examples below.

Tit-scan may also be modified to:
tit-scanner (noun)
tit-scanned (past tense verb)
tit-scanning (being verb)

"Shut up you lil' tit-scan!!!"

"You are such a lil' tit-scan!"

"Hey tit-scan! Let's go to lunch and hold hands."

"Yeah, I dumped him, he was such a tit-scan."

"You tit-scanning butt-face! Get out of here!"

"Your Uncle Roy's new wife is such a tit-scanner. Get her outa the family tree quick."

"Stop tit-scanning and get your head back in the game."

"She totally tit-scanned you my friend."

by oshkoshgetoverit March 12, 2009