satchel

The scrotum or ballsack.
see satchel bomb.

I banged my satchel on the doornob.ouch!

by jason&mikey February 25, 2003

poon satchel

Used when storing items in the poonal region. Thus, one's poon becomes a satchel...a poon satchel.

"Dude, can I borrow your monkeywrench?"

"I won't be able to get it to you until next Tuesday dude, it's in my girlfriend's poon satchel."

by vaginal toadmen April 1, 2009

Vagina Satchel

The fat pouch above the vag that resembles a satchel, viewable when an overweight woman wears her pants too tight, paired with a short shirt.

While people watching:
Girl: Ewww all I could see was her vagina satchel!
Guy: What's that?
Girl: The fat pouch above the vag!
Guy: Gross!

by CrazyRose1 September 8, 2011

Flesh Satchel

Places on an obese person's body in which items (cell, keys, etc.) can be carried between rolls of fat.

She didn't have to carry a purse because she carries her cell phone and wallet in her flesh satchel.

by ksaysthis January 15, 2013

sex-satchel

The scrotum, or referring to the scrotum and testicles as an entire package.

Oh yeah, recently i've been seeing some things that make me glad to posess a sex-satchel...

by Xerxes da Phat November 8, 2004

satchel

A satchel is a bag often used to carry books, and other objects in.

Mike: Leah what does your satchel contain?

Leah: Not much just a few books and a huge dilly

by Michael McManus December 27, 2007

Satchel

1. A term used to describe the ball sack of a male

2. Also can be used in place of the word douchebag, or can be used to describe any other person you hate for whatever reason. More commonly used to describe plurally and not singularly. The effect of the word is signifigantly weakend when used to describe a person.

Dan: Dude look at that kid he pulled his pants down

Ben: (Sees ball sack) NO MORE SATCHEL!

or

Dan: Look at that guy with all the tatoos, hes eying up that little asian girl. What a fucking creep.

Mike: Yeah dude, we gotta get outta here. This place is full of satchel.

by Fudgepacking Spacedocker June 26, 2009