by quetzalcoatl20 December 5, 2021
Get the Satanmug. A character that is usually depicted as evil but really deep down is a sensitive person.
He’s also Suddam Hussein’s lover.
He’s also Suddam Hussein’s lover.
Satan: Do you remember when you first got here? We used to talk all night long. Until the sun came up... We would just lie in bed and TALK.
Suddam Hussein: That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!
Suddam Hussein: That's because I wanted to fuck you, dumbass! Now hows aboot you get those pants down!
by fuckyoudude January 24, 2018
Get the Satanmug. Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."
Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time
"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan
Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.
Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time
"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan
Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.
by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 5, 2004
Get the Satanmug. A worthless pile of crap, commonly called the devil, who is also the enemy of both Christian people and God and who has nothing better to do than to make life miserable for the billions of people who live all over the world.
by funny fellas January 15, 2014
Get the Satanmug. Satan is a real nigga.
by FatCock666 June 19, 2017
Get the Satanmug. The evil child bringing stress and pain to claire's life. The youngest child in the family that is the parents favorite when she is undoubtedly annoying as fuck, and a monster.
by Whatsgoooodson August 23, 2011
Get the Satanmug. Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!
Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!
Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...
by Xfing June 2, 2014
Get the Satanmug.