Satan

any person or group whose political views differ from your own

"If we don't take back the White House, Satan is gonna take over the country"

by quetzalcoatl20 December 5, 2021

Satan

Belongs in a conceptual cage.

Pastor "Satan belongs in a cage."

Iam "What makes you think you can control Hym better than I can?"

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

Satan

Dan Warlick is Satan

AKA Mulatto Dan
AKA Member of The Trifecta of Dans

Satan woke up this morning and said, "my liver hurt."

Satan sleeps with at least five japanese chicks at a time

"I've been fucked up for 98 of the past 100 days" -Satan

Satan is not the leader of the army of darkness bent on destroying the christian faith and retreaving the necromonicon...wait...that was actually Bruce Campbell's evil twin.

by "Bad Mutha Fucka" -Samuel L Jackson September 5, 2004

Satan

A worthless pile of crap, commonly called the devil, who is also the enemy of both Christian people and God and who has nothing better to do than to make life miserable for the billions of people who live all over the world.

Mike: Satan keeps harassing me.

Joe: I know. He's been doing that for thousands of years!

by funny fellas January 15, 2014

Satan

The only supernatural being you worship by not believing in him.

Person 1: Hey, sup with you?
Person 2: Not much, I fucked my girlfriend yesterday.
Person 1: You... what? Aren't you supposed to wait until marriage? By doing this you're praising Satan!
Person 2: No, I'm not. I don't even believe in Satan, dude.
Person 1: That's the point! He wants you to think like that, therefore you are worshipping him!

Person 2: Oh for fuck's sake...

by Xfing June 2, 2014

Satan

He and God may not be real, but he's still the better of the two.

Satan is a real nigga.

by FatCock666 June 19, 2017

Satan

The evil child bringing stress and pain to claire's life. The youngest child in the family that is the parents favorite when she is undoubtedly annoying as fuck, and a monster.

"Hey your little sisters cute" "oh you mean satan"

by Whatsgoooodson August 23, 2011