Sympathy Drunk

Someone who begins to act drunk when those around him/her are drunk but is not really intoxicated.

"Is she drunk? She's only like 15."
"No man she hasn't had any to drink at all; she's just a sympathy drunk"

by Don'tTreadOnMe August 2, 2013

Sympathy pain

When a guy sees or hears of another man taking significant damage to the crotch, and crosses his legs because the mere thought of such pain makes his genitals feel either vulnerable or uncomfortable.

We were watching a horror movie, and when the killer took out a pair of plyers and went for the guy's crotch, every male in the room crossed his legs. We were all feeling sympathy pain for the guy.

by Timstuff June 13, 2010

Sympathy-Beej

Kind of like Pity-Sex, just with a beej (Blowjob). Also can be abbreviated to Symp-Beej.

Since I didn't get to go, she gave me some Sympathy-Beej.

She gave me a symp-beej.

by Mr. Sesh April 20, 2010

Sympathy blowjob

A sympathy blowjob is when a girl gives a guy a blowjob out of sympathy for example he has no sex life what so ever and his mates take the piss out of him.

"Did she give you the sympathy blowjob then mate? "

by Greenpug123 May 1, 2016

Sympathy shag

When a chap moans to wife/girlfriend about the lack of sex in relationship and then she comes on to him resulting in a shag.

Jim: "Had a moan last night about lack of bed jumping and then Sandra came on to me."
Ed: "The sympathy shag - did you go with it?"
Jim: "You bet, but i did feel bad."

by Nipper1972 February 5, 2010

Sympathy spewer

The act of spewing, when some one else has been sick

Person1 was sick all over his shoes and person 2 just spewed up when he saw it
Man person 2 is such a sympathy spewer

by sicko89123 May 15, 2009

Sympathy Cough

When someone coughs near you, and you or someone else near, coughs without the real necessity to do so.

On train, random guy out of eyesight coughs.

Girl one coughs.

Girl two says "That was so a sympathy cough."

Girl one says "Yeah, like I don't even have thyroid fever."

Girl two says "I don't even know you."

by The masked avenger of doom December 19, 2010