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Swamp donkey

A girl hoodrat in East Texas....swamp= dirty & donkey=ass
"I bet that SWAMP DONKEY proves the definition of the name"
by Limonlime funyon June 24, 2023
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A baseball term that describes the act of hitting a baseball so far that it disappears just like your dad.
LaSteroid Daddy Hack IV just hit an absolute swamp donkey.
by SillyBilly99 October 6, 2023
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He has a rare, incurable disease that every time he steps up to the plate and makes contact, it’s a 450 foot swamp donkey to dead center.
by Jerp the Twerp October 28, 2023
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Carolina Swamp Donkey

During coitus; the act of removing the penis from the vaginal cavity once it has become sufficiently lubricated; the female partner will then "lip" the male's penis by the foreskin much like "lipping" a large fish. She will then proceed to take a selfie of her lipping said penis to commemorate her "catch of the day".
Her profile said she was an avid angler, so I said she'd have to show me a thing or two sometime. That night, we were knockin' boots when she pushed me off and showed me the ol' Carolina Swamp Donkey.
by PP Chartreuse March 11, 2021
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swamp donkey

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.
"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"
by Guzzy February 5, 2004
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Swamp Donkey is one of the lowest forms of a woman. Always being extremely fat, ugly, smells of their dog and has an addiction to steroids. She will never shave (anywhere) and tell untold amounts of lies.Probably have a boyfriend with one ball and be partially deaf.
OMG ain't Sarah a Swamp Donkey
by munterhunter August 28, 2009
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Swamp Donkey-(n) 1. a low caliber female type who tries to pass them self off as a dime piece by trying to surround themselves with dimes, clearly never obtaining nothing more than penny piece status.
Kev: What's the deal with Andrea?

Tod: Oh the Swamp Donkey? No one wants that skank. Have you seen that shit that's in her eye?

Michelle: Nasssttyyyy...
by TR1V1UM- July 7, 2010
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