I should’ve swallowed you

A diss normally executed by a mother, in which she implies that when you were sperm, she should’ve given head instead of normal sex. Therefore the sperm (you) would never reach the egg and be fertilized and you would never be alive.

Son: “I hate you”
Mom: “ I should’ve swallowed you”

by themillennial January 1, 2019

swallowing the stones

To suck on the testicles of a man.

Larry: Hey you and your gf get busy?
Me: yupp she winded up giving me a hj and swallowing the stones

by uberrf January 5, 2008

bitch swallowed the kids

When a girl cares so much about how you feel that she takes a load of cum down her throat. It is not only sexy but unbelievably considerate.

Last night was awesome, the bitch swallowed the kids and she choked, but I got my nut so its all good.

by H Dubs May 15, 2008

european swallow

Migratory birds who can carry coconuts but need to do it in pairs while tied to the coconut in a line.

"Maybe two (european swallows) carrying it on a line,"
"What!? Held under the dorcel guiding feathers!?"
"Why not?!"

by swallowcarryingacoconut December 18, 2005

swallowing kids

Giving a guy oral sex and swallowing his ejaculate. Penned by Fabolous in "Damn".

My girl gives the best head; she's into swallowing kids.

by Lindsay October 6, 2003

swallowable

When the taste of a man's sperm is not objectionable. Usually refering to oral sex and the decision to swallow or spit after cim.

Dave tried to convince his date that not only was his sperm swallowable, but that most girls just loved the taste of his cum.

by JBlackbird January 1, 2009

Slug swallowing

When you take a frozen cube of cum then let it slightly thaw out before taking the whole thing and swallowing it, feeling like a thick slimy slug is going down your throat.

Dude I tried slug swallowing the other night and it felt great!

by Rekosuave17 December 16, 2021