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Cincinnati Sunrise

Tactfully placing a fresh fecal deposit on your victim's windshield prior to a snowstorm.

When they come out and defrost their vehicle the next morning, they will be greeted with a Cincinnati Sunrise. 🌈
Dude, I just left the new principal a Cincinnati Sunrise.
by Snackelmore May 4, 2021
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Brown Sunrise

n. The act of defecating in a partner's nose. A variant on the Cleveland Steamer. So named because, like a beautiful sunrise, the recipient will smell shit every morning for a month.
Linda never forgot Barry; though they'd broken up years ago, she still remembered the Brown Sunrise he gave her as an anniversary present.
by Doc_in_a_box March 24, 2011
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frosted sunrise

When you wake a girl up by ejaculating on her face.
Man your girl must really love you if she let you give her a frosted sunrise.
by Linguist561 May 11, 2018
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Sunrise Superwank

When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.
1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.

2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.
by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020
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Amish Sunrise

A sex act where a recipient receives a milk enema, followed shortly by vigorous anal penetration, resulting in the churning of the milk into butter.
"Dude, don't eat that! It's not butter, it's an Amish Sunrise." - Papa Frank, Pizza Time Pizza
by macfyver July 4, 2020
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Sunrise Rosadino

The act of falling asleep between your woman's legs while both are naked and allowing the morning wood upon waking to naturally penetrate.
I woke my wife up with the Sunrise Rosadino.
by Navy DHG March 5, 2019
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Vietnamese Sunrise

A vietnamese sunrise is when you shove bamboo chips into your foreskin and then wank.
Man, I had a Vietnamese Sunrise last week, and I'm still pissing like I got kidney cancer.
by CharlieIndaTrees November 28, 2020
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