A suburban gay can be seen wearing an Aeropostale or American Eagle shirt and most likely works at the store. He is also sporting a piercing. Probably a nose, lip or cartilage (with a bar bell). They hang out at the mall and drive for up to 30 mins to partake in scandalous hookups.
by TimTim4343 January 13, 2013
Get the Suburban Gaymug. An urban cougar with modified standards. Sexy body from working out, proper nutrition, great clothes with a face younger than her age; has her own bank, and has class. Never preys but descretely reveils availablity to socially equal men, that are significantly younger. Pisses off younger women when they wanna snag a guy who is great material. Avoids all contact with men with ball caps, beer guts, and the need for bond money. Doesn't want anything that eats or shits to be in her house for more than six hours. Makes sure her boy toy leaves with everything he came with, but never with her key. Lives with the one person she mosted wanted to - herself. Sexually exclusive is a requirement and gets tested, and may ask the same of her boy toy. Doesn't care what he does, as long as he doesn't wander in unexpected or with an STD. She is in her sexual prime, owns great lingerie and heels and isn't afraid to use them - even in the shower. She wants his phone # for a booty call not a well being check. She enjoys her life, family, and friends and quickly shuts out anyone who could interrupt that. The toy needs to exit with the same enthusiasm as he came in with, not linger as if it were an obligation, and have a tongue that can really kiss, eat pussy and the pierce, is a bonus. Wants something with plenty of freaky that can really put it on her, will go away but comes on demand or own accord. Out for her own.
"The way that last hook up ran my digits all the time, I could use me a suburban cougar next time out.
by suburban cougar June 23, 2007
Get the suburban cougarmug. by COO September 23, 2003
Get the suburban dictionarymug. 1: A place that's full of students that think they're better than everyone else. The snobbiest school in the world. A school where everyone smokes weed and the girls suck dick in the halls.
2: All of the students are cocky about their test scores but in reality they only have 500 students so there is nothing to be cocky about.
3: Terrible at every sport but the athletes still manage to talk shit on every other school out there as if they are going to win and then they go ahead and lose every game.
4: Every boy there is a fuck boy that tries to get with every girl but is shit at getting them. Every boy there also thinks they are big asf but in reality they are weaker than the weakest kid in York County.
5: A school that can't even beat Northern York or even York Vo-Tech at sports but again still try and talk shit on schools such as Cumberland valley, Red lion, and dallastown
2: All of the students are cocky about their test scores but in reality they only have 500 students so there is nothing to be cocky about.
3: Terrible at every sport but the athletes still manage to talk shit on every other school out there as if they are going to win and then they go ahead and lose every game.
4: Every boy there is a fuck boy that tries to get with every girl but is shit at getting them. Every boy there also thinks they are big asf but in reality they are weaker than the weakest kid in York County.
5: A school that can't even beat Northern York or even York Vo-Tech at sports but again still try and talk shit on schools such as Cumberland valley, Red lion, and dallastown
by Dkkdofifiekel June 14, 2016
Get the York Suburbanmug. Another word for boom box. one of those old school boom boxes you see b-boys kicking it on the block with...well that was in the 80's ... now we disrupt suburbia with DA KABOOM BOX!! aka the suburban disrupter. they have to take batteries in order to disrupt the whole area up close and personal.
by chris187420 November 20, 2006
Get the suburban disruptermug. A person from the suburbs who acts gangster. They act hard even though they grew up with 2 loving parents and a million dollar house. Usually this person acts tough online but gets bitched in real life.
by YRGCummies September 6, 2021
Get the Suburban Warriormug. A term used to describe an individual who is only loyal if it benefits them or they are on good terms with the other party. Created by Danny Roberts
Danny: my friend snitched me out to the police so they wouldn't think he did anything
Tyrece: bruh that's some suburban loyalty
Tyrece: bruh that's some suburban loyalty
by D.R.333 August 7, 2019
Get the suburban loyaltymug.