The Akehoshi Subaru Theorem states when one feels the whims of gacha due to an underlying feeling of fondness for said character (not including applications regarding “meta” reasons) one may utilize that in priority of gacha decision.
“man i really want to get childe because i like him but i dont think he’ll fit into any of my teams”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
“nah man the akehoshi subaru theorem says you should get him if you like him”
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Eternal suffering and this guy go hand-in-hand, seriously, someone needs to give him a proper happy ending; great guy tho
Subaru has a great sense of humor 🌞
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Kmh1481: "I hate that even Subaru took part in no Spongebob day what kind of best friend is he"
Idoodle247: "Who's Subaru?"
Kmh1481: "I call Patrick Subaru"
Idoodle247: "Who's Subaru?"
Kmh1481: "I call Patrick Subaru"
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Hey Jane, I hear there’s going to be a Subaru summer event going on in p-town. You wash your clam to prepare?
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