A person who uses social network website like Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc as a diary in which they post extremely personal things such as family deaths, break-ups, or other depressing situations that a normal person would not want to share openly in order to gain attention from people. Chronic sympathy trollers will post these types of updates weeks, months, or even years after an event has happened.
"Holy shit dude we don't give a rats ass about bobby's break up two weeks ago, but he still posts depressing crap on Facebook trolling for sympathy from anyone that is gullible enough to reply."
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Person 2: "Nuttin' be just STrolLin' yo, you know pissin' on da Arch an shit."
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My girlfriend and I were watching the game, and instead of paying attention she was scrolling around on Facebook!
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Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".
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Troll, meaning to the art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, or attempting to trip the person with a bunch of BS.
And Wood, which usually refers to the male genitals. Some people suggest that a males wood commonly replaces the brain for teenagers. Which is the reason it is called "Trolling His/Her Wood", meaning to confuse them so much, even their brains are tripping.
Troll, meaning to the art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, or attempting to trip the person with a bunch of BS.
And Wood, which usually refers to the male genitals. Some people suggest that a males wood commonly replaces the brain for teenagers. Which is the reason it is called "Trolling His/Her Wood", meaning to confuse them so much, even their brains are tripping.
Mel: I really feel like Trolling His/Her Wood right now!
Benson: Hey, there's Robert, let's Troll his Wood...watch this!
Benson: Hey Renaldo!
Robert: I think you're confusing me with someone else because my name's not Renaldo!
Mel: Hey Renaldo, I think your shoe is untied!
Robert: My name isn't Renaldo! Stop calling me that!
Teacher: Renaldo, Be quiet!
Benson: Hey, there's Robert, let's Troll his Wood...watch this!
Benson: Hey Renaldo!
Robert: I think you're confusing me with someone else because my name's not Renaldo!
Mel: Hey Renaldo, I think your shoe is untied!
Robert: My name isn't Renaldo! Stop calling me that!
Teacher: Renaldo, Be quiet!
by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 4, 2010
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