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trolling for sympathy

A person who uses social network website like Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, etc as a diary in which they post extremely personal things such as family deaths, break-ups, or other depressing situations that a normal person would not want to share openly in order to gain attention from people. Chronic sympathy trollers will post these types of updates weeks, months, or even years after an event has happened.
"Holy shit dude we don't give a rats ass about bobby's break up two weeks ago, but he still posts depressing crap on Facebook trolling for sympathy from anyone that is gullible enough to reply."
by Jonan2012 March 18, 2011
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STrolLin'

Person A: "Yaw, kid whatchoo do today?"

Person 2: "Nuttin' be just STrolLin' yo, you know pissin' on da Arch an shit."
by mewXaq June 15, 2011
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scrolling around

Person or persons screwing around browsingFacebook instead of paying attention to what's going on around them.
My girlfriend and I were watching the game, and instead of paying attention she was scrolling around on Facebook!
by Limitless9803 May 28, 2013
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Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste
That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami
by Sphinctar May 8, 2003
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Stroking the Crossbar

when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.
Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".
by Big Ben Boy August 4, 2010
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Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man

A man who live in galesburg Illinois, he likes dildos and dirty dancing, preferably with dildos. Hes one of the funnier people in Galesburg.
Man i saw Dildo Dan the Hose Stroking Man the other day, man hes funny.
by QDooog September 11, 2006
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Trolling His/Her Wood

To "troll her/his wood" is the act to purposefully confuse some one to the point of utter failure. It is done for the sole purpose of generating lulz.

Troll, meaning to the art of deliberately, cleverly, and secretly pissing people off, or attempting to trip the person with a bunch of BS.
And Wood, which usually refers to the male genitals. Some people suggest that a males wood commonly replaces the brain for teenagers. Which is the reason it is called "Trolling His/Her Wood", meaning to confuse them so much, even their brains are tripping.
Mel: I really feel like Trolling His/Her Wood right now!

Benson: Hey, there's Robert, let's Troll his Wood...watch this!

Benson: Hey Renaldo!

Robert: I think you're confusing me with someone else because my name's not Renaldo!

Mel: Hey Renaldo, I think your shoe is untied!

Robert: My name isn't Renaldo! Stop calling me that!

Teacher: Renaldo, Be quiet!
by Benson Mel Lee Cartwright December 4, 2010
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