short sprout

When someone's sprouting phase is short, causing them to be a small or short person.

Guy 1: your ugly

Guy 2: Chill out short sprout

by Wood3356 March 7, 2023

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Sprouting Ovaries

When a guy has turned so feminine in his behavior, wardrobe, etc., that he is becoming a woman.

My dad was buffing his nails with his Crazy Shine manicure pad today while talking about yesterday's Dances with the Stars episode. My God, he's sprouting ovaries!

Please note that my father is man enough to listen to the Adam Corolla podcast, where he heard the phrase.

by keguse August 28, 2012

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Bean Sprout Treatment

The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.

Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?

by Epicman73 September 11, 2023

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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.

While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!

by QuacksO September 5, 2019

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