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bean sprouts and tofu

Two of the very few foods in the world that are actually good for you.
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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sprouts

to describe those who have voted to remain within the EU and are suffering from Brexit derangement syndrome.
often creating noxious wind such as Brexit will stop our sandwiches, give us all cancer and will bring back Hitler.
they often will call their targets gammon as an insult but will fail to notice that people like gammon and hate sprouts, especially brussels sprouts.
so the gammon beat the sprouts 52-48
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sprout dandy’s world

the finest man ever 😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
by sproutlilsluttbh November 27, 2024
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Bean Sprout Treatment

The fabled "Bean Sprout Treatment" is an experiment where a subject is stuffed with bean sprouts into every hole (yes, even genitals and nose holes).
In some countries, this is even practiced weekly.
Let's try the Bean Sprout Treatment.
Hell no man what the fuck!?
by Epicman73 September 11, 2023
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sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.
Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!
by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017
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sprout

that one toon from dandys world, they're most usually used by a main character person who's 9 years old and says XYZ FOR MAIN RUN NO STARTERS
shrimpo: man i love this game
sprout: YOUR SHRIMPO??? THAT SUCKS! IT ONLY HAS 3 HEARTS AND LOW STATS!!!
by Furby Hater December 3, 2024
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It's a Sprout

Something you say after being annoyed/throwing a fit. You can blame it on Sprout, since it's too good.
Jaw Crusher: And we have lost 18 trophies so far- NO FRANK!! Ok Frank, ok Frank, come on come on come on Frank! MMMHH!! I'm just gonna- I'm gonna contain it, you know, you gotta deal with randoms sometimes, you know, you know? It's- it's a Sprout, soo... OK (inhales) ok aah ok... so that wraps that up.
by captaincto January 3, 2022
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