Sofa Cru

A crew that were happyy in the begining but now there is a divide. consists of Aiden,Alfie,Josh,Alex(f),lorna,Bexx,Andy,Joe,Frey,Lucy,Hannah R,Hannah C,Pinn (when he comes in),Tasha,Charlie,Katie,Sadly enough elle,Dom,Sarah,Ellie,Ellen,Charlotte,Rahael,Rebecca,Tanya and soon to join..Nick B and maybe Andy Sage.
"Fuck its the Sofa Cru"
"Whos the Sofa Cru?"
"Exactly..."
"Well they are no KY"
by jebus May 01, 2004
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Sofa King

A higher form of retard (see 'I am sofa king we todded')An extract and new meaning.
Kerrin's T-shirt says "If I'm not wasted, the day is"
Sara says "the day is... what?"
Janes says "Sara, you are such a sofa king!"
Sara Says "Oooooooooooh. Oops"
Ussually said in a retard voice and followed by Sara blushing.
by Sofaqueen February 21, 2008
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Wooden Sofa

Occurs when your animal urinates or defecates an extreme amount on your couch cushions that they acquire the feeling of a "wooden sofa" and are gross.
Man 1- "Hey dude, lemme' sleep on that couch for the night

Man 2- "No don't do that, it's a wooden sofa"

Man 1- "Faggot dogs"
by Bulbasour July 28, 2010
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sofa king cool

It is another word to so so fucking cool. Dont get in trouble by teachers because they won't get it.
"Hey, Carlos, what does that say?" said Mrs. Schlarman.
"It says im sofa king cool!" Carlos said.
by Josh Gishnarr April 24, 2007
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Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.
by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009
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Red Sofa Diplomacy

The act of giving your mother-in-law a red sofa as a gift only to take it back (or attempt to) many years later.
Neon Dale is a master of red sofa diplomacy because she vainly tried to take back a 7 year old red sofa that she gave to her widowed mother-in-law.
by Dread Raffles August 03, 2012
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sofa cum bed

More commonly known as a pull out couch a sofa cum bed is a big pullout couch used for sex
My girl and I had the best sex ever on our sofa cum bed, she squirted so hard
by High heel Chris stomper November 27, 2021
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