Smurf

The nickname of your short best friend

Hey Smurf how do I look from down there?

by Cheeseballs_Bleach January 31, 2019

Smurf

When you insert ur pp in once, and then ur both done.

"Bro I smurfed ur mom last night"

by littleclownbby April 22, 2019

Smurffed

Blue alien cum, that’s sticks to you like a money bag explosion from a bank

Garret smurffed the entire graduating class

by Xavier ball suck May 9, 2020

smurf

a smurf is a skilled gamer that makes a new account to play with lower skilled players to win.

*playing csgo*
me: how the hell did he do that?

purp42088: must’ve been a smurf.
simpmaster11: too bad the only way he can win is making a new acc.

me: yeah,,

by lillians69 November 27, 2020

smurf

smurf is when you grip your partners balls till they turn blue while sucking his dick and only releasing the grip when he is about to nut

i smurfed my bf but he lost his left nut because i gripped way too hard

by but why tator February 15, 2021

SMURF

Sexist Misogynist Undermining Real Feminism
Description for anyone who doesn't understand feminism and tries to appropriate it and empty it of its revolutionary meaning, wanting to redefine it at will. Feminism there is only one and it's Radical, by and for human females, that is Women.

Say "STFU SMURF" to all those who seek to silence feminists and their demands. Including fake woke allies or transactivists.

by Anonymous Radfem April 11, 2021

Smurfing

Smurfing the act of having sex in a porta potty doing it from behind and right when the woman's about to come you dunk her face in the blue stuff

My girlfriend's hair smelled weird because we spent the entire weekend smurfing at the park

by JCorban (Chaos) Ewin July 4, 2021