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workaholic slackers

An individual who is a workaholic when they decide to do work but a slacker the rest of the time. Such individuals cannot just work a moderate pace because their workaholic instincts would kick in and result in them becoming actual workaholics. Workaholic slackers usually turn to xbox and beer to prevent themselves from working
Kantaloupe and Slammy are such workaholic slackers in law school. They downed a case of beer just to keep themselves from doing more law review assignments
by overworkedlawstudent January 13, 2014
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Shop-slacker

A person who is of the same caliber as a mechanic shop intern who sits on his/her ass all day. Someone who is completely devoid of all motivation to do anything.
C: Ellen is such a shop-slacker who never does any work.
D: Did you just say shop-slacker?!
C: Indeed.
by hollowoath September 16, 2009
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urban slacker

Similar to an office slacker, this individual specifically wastes work time by perusing the Urban Dictionary to:

a) work on a personal hip replacement
b) trying to learn how to understand his kids
c) frantically trying to create a new urban word so he can submit and publish a definition.

More often then not, this individual is primarily working on letter “c”.
“John used to be such an office slackie, but lately he’s not been bothering me, not even as a door bore.”

“That’s because I told him about UrbanDictionary.com, and now he’s an Urban Slacker. He so wants that hip replacement!”
by Line Drive May 15, 2007
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Action Slacker

OMG! I wish Action Slacker existed!
by Eden January 28, 2003
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penis slacker

A slang term for one who gives a "hand job".
The hooker was the best penis slacker I had ever seen.
by ghetto_fab May 27, 2004
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Slacker From the Boonies

They are peasants that are ugly and dirty and considered worthless

- TZ
Tinashe said Martyna is a slacker from the boonies LMAO
by The Nigga Guy November 1, 2019
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slacker your face

A term used in place of 'slap your face', inspired by the trance track 'Your Face' by 'Slacker'.
I ought to slacker your face!
by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007
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