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Shum the waters

"Time to shum the waters."
"She shummed the waters straight in our sink!"
by TheGodofJazzCabbage September 5, 2019
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Shum

When Blayne is horny he really likes to jerk off while he’s shitting.
I walked in on Blayne shumming (shitting and cumming) in the cats litter box
by Blingle pease December 29, 2023
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shum ting

sexy gyals(mainly ginger with crazy eyes). usually got massive tits and a pornstar
carolanne: look over there its a

briony and carolanne: SHUM TING
by crazygyal101 March 8, 2020
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Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.
Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.
by Dottman May 27, 2025
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Bro, i was haven sex last night, and i shummed all over that thot
by shum_master September 22, 2019
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Shum

You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing
John: *coughs*
Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough
by rootone March 16, 2022
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When you get fucked in the butt and you shart out the cum
This dude came in my ass and then after I shum everywhere on his bed
by bkbrohon79569 May 29, 2022
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