Shum

The smell of someones breath after you cum in their mouth following anal sex.

Girl: I love you Honey.
Guy: Yuck girl,.. back up, you're breath smells like SHUM!!

by DRIGGZ August 14, 2016

Shum

Shum is the mixture of shit and come

He wanted to try some shum out so he asked me to blow in my wife's ass and then eat it

by Bigboililwiri March 16, 2020

Shum

You can say "shum" after a person coughs to acknowledge that you are not bothered by the cough, and that you hope they are okay

It is pronounced: sh-UM

It is inspired by the calming "uhm" sound that is soothing to others when they are coughing

John: *coughs*
Henri: Shum to acknowledge John's cough

by rootone March 16, 2022

Shumming

The act of ejaculating and shitting simultaneously, in order to stimulate the prostate and achieve maximum projectile velocity of cum.

Bro 1: I was shumming so hard while my parents were getting groceries yesterday.
Bro 2: Bro my parents are always home i can never shum in peace.

by Dottman May 27, 2025

Shummed

The act of a woman lying to the husband or boyfriend into believing that they are pregnant with the man's child but are actually with someone else's

I thought it was my baby! That can't totally shummed me! What a bitch!

by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025

SHUM

This is when you shove something up yo bum.

He must shum some coke to sell to his Shower Buds.

by Leetoma October 22, 2019

Shum

When you get fucked in the butt and you shart out the cum

This dude came in my ass and then after I shum everywhere on his bed

by bkbrohon79569 May 29, 2022