shoelacebelt

Is someone who invented skateboarding, pop music, the sidekick LX, and the internet. Best known for being the first person to ever go to the mall. He’s working on building vehicles that are powered by you know when you’re walking toward someone you don’t know and they wave, so you wave back but then you realize they were waving at the person behind you. A true visionary.

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by Gumpfrey November 24, 2021

shoelace

noun
what you say before throwing a stuffed animal at someone

"Shoelace", I said as I threw the teddy bear at my friend

by certainsomeone21 December 23, 2025

African shoelace

When a white male rubs his whole body on an Africans butthole more specifically the head, then proceeds to put his whole elbow in the anus

“Ay bro! Wanna pull of the ol’ African Shoelace?”

by Massiveimnotlying May 25, 2022

Burnt shoelace

Take a shot of Absythne, or other highly flammable alcohol, light it on fire and then give a firey blow job.

"Did you see that Jane gave Alex a burnt shoelace?"
"Yeah, he probably should've shaved first!"

by Vlow97 March 18, 2024

canadian shoelace

when a guy crawls under the table to untie and pull off your shoelace and then runs to the urinal to dip it in piss before licking the shoelace and offering it to you.

guy 1: broo he just canadian shoelaced me!
guy 2: no way, was it good?

by true north thug April 17, 2024

tying a shoelace

When one is asked to tie someones shoelace, they have just been asked to "netflix and chill, these dogs will explain for me.

Hey you my shoelace is untied can u help me out ;)
-tying a shoelace

by seventyD August 24, 2016

Shoeless Par 5

Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.

Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
“Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”

by Negus45 August 28, 2022