Definitions by Gumpfrey
shoelacebelt
Is someone who invented skateboarding, pop music, the sidekick LX, and the internet. Best known for being the first person to ever go to the mall. He’s working on building vehicles that are powered by you know when you’re walking toward someone you don’t know and they wave, so you wave back but then you realize they were waving at the person behind you. A true visionary.
shoelacebelt by Gumpfrey November 24, 2021