john sherlock

A three foot long turd weighing more than 200 pounds

I hadn't shit in a week so Sunday I took a John Sherlock

by Pops3423 August 6, 2017

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No shit sherlock

When a random dumbass says some shit that you already know

Dude: It's raining
Dude 2: No shit sherlock

by OwO what up February 11, 2022

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sherlock yack

A cartoon show on MondoTV, a French network, which is about a detective yak in a zoo named Sherlock who solves mysteries with his assistant, a stoat named Hermione.

When there's a strange crime in the zoo
And you're looking for a clue

You'll always find him right on track
Sherlock Yack

by Thats16myboi September 16, 2019

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No shit, Sherlock

Captain obvious

"I made him cry didn't I?"

"No shit, Sherlock"

by This is my real name fuck you February 25, 2021

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no shit sherlock

use when stating something painfully obvious. also, this definition is true and true throughout the years.

yeah, no shit sherlock

by spotlight ah moonlight ah September 20, 2021

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sherlock shit

Sherlock Shit is the complete opposite to No Shit Sherlock. It means you are talking Shit and making it sound real... but it's obvious that you are lieing.

Brian: Season 3 of Rick and Morty is continuing soon.
Gary: That's some Sherlock Shit mate.

by Dragonbo4n May 12, 2017

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