sergeant chopstick ling

Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3
by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021
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Sergeant McHammerfist

The "Sergeant McHammerfist" is, while at a bar with one or more friends, one or more attractive females chat you up as a ploy to buy them drinks. Instead, once drinks are ordered, you slam the shots with your buddy in front of the chicks. If the barkeep gives you free drinks, you have just McHammerfist'd those two females.
Ladies (after some time of conversing): So, you guys want to buy me and my gal here a few shots?
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!
by obe_ November 26, 2011
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sergeant's present

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position
Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!
by jlcmemner1234 October 07, 2011
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1st Sergeant Red

1st Sergeant Red is a bad a** mother f**ker and can destroy enemies at any given moment and will take down main targets with Arcana Company
Wow look at 1st Sergeant Red be an absolute unit on those enemies
by 1stSgt Red October 31, 2019
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Sergeant Vicky

Someone who likes to have sex with animals, especially dogs, and call them 'soldier' throughout.
'I saw Sergeant Vicky sucking off a rottweiler last night'
by mrs_awesome May 21, 2009
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sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)
Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.
by The sergeant holmes experience September 21, 2008
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Sergeant Way

DO
NOT
FUCK
WITH
HER
she happens to be the actual most terrifying human force on the planet. Do not dare to walk for a single second in PT or you will surely be dead. She may be the shortest marine ive ever seen but do not be fooled; she is a tiny bundle of pure enraged fury. shes also got amazing aim with a rifle, she well as one of the loudest screams like ever. she is not a force to be reckoned with.
" Is that Sergeant Way coming over here? "
" OH FUCKING HELL RUN, RUN OH MY GOD "
by mcjrotia January 04, 2015
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