sergeant bishop

To fuck a dog while taking a shit in a girls mouth

I walked into my house and saw my little sister and my brother and dog named willer giving each-other a Sergeant bishop

by dickmouth dhdjdjd September 10, 2021

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Sergeant Gunnarson

Another word for Gunnery Sergeant used in some countries.

Finished, Sergeant Gunnarson!

by Exave August 18, 2021

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The "Sergeant McHammerfist" is, while at a bar with one or more friends, one or more attractive females chat you up as a ploy to buy them drinks. Instead, once drinks are ordered, you slam the shots with your buddy in front of the chicks. If the barkeep gives you free drinks, you have just McHammerfist'd those two females.

Ladies (after some time of conversing): So, you guys want to buy me and my gal here a few shots?
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!

by obe_ November 25, 2011

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sergeant's present

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position

Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!

by jlcmemner1234 October 7, 2011

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sergeant chopstick ling

Sergeant Ling is often heartbroken and will go read music when not crying. Has a GPA of 1.3

Sergeant Chopstick Ling is eating my dog again!

by Some guy from discord November 23, 2021

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Sergeant Major

The highest enlisted rank in the Army and Marines. His job is to be a dick.

Soldier: Good morning, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: How do you know what kinda goddamn day it is?

Soldier: Beautiful day, Sergeant Major.

Sergeant Major: What are you, a fucking weatherman?

by AragornElessar February 8, 2024

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