Credit Score

A number comprised of three digits, determined by a number of imaginary factors known in their entirety by only the corporation that made up the formula, that rules your life and everything in it.

After his identity was stolen, Danny's credit score tanked. He couldn't find an apartment anywhere, couldn't get a loan for a car, and was fired from his job of four years because they felt he was a financial risk to have around. Three little numbers ruined his life.

by Leeroy Jenkems September 18, 2017

No Points Scored

A state of mind of being involving stickieness or a need for pants.

Dude, I don't know what the hell happened to me last night after I passed out but after I woke up I was all No Point Scored.

by K Dogg July 14, 2003

360-homo-scope

A play on words of "360-no-scope", when someone in a video game spins around, facing away from their target for a while, only to face them again and land a defeating blow. When a person engages in flirting with someone else they believe to be a member of the opposite gender, but once they find out the other person is the same gender as them they persist flirting. Often happens in personal messages such as a Twitter or Discord DM, but could in theory happen in real life.

👩🏻 "Hey king, you're looking mighty fine."

👩🏾 "Hey there! I'm actually a girl!"

👩🏻 "I said what I said 😏"

👩🏾 "Nice 360-homo-scope 😎"

by jgcoverkknot March 18, 2023

Scobe

Scumbag usually seen on the streets of Cork, Dublin or Limerick. General attire is tracksuit pants, Nike baseball cap, hoody and Celtic jersey for male scobes and pink sweat pants, hoody and huge hoop ear rings for female scobes. All wear too much bling jewellery (Sovvies on each finger, gold chains and bracelets), almost all of which is either stolen or electroplated copper. Also under the delusion that Dutch Gold qualifies as decent beer.

Generally drive Fiat Puntos, Honda Civics or Toyota Starlets with body kits and stripped out mufflers with the delusion that these make the car go faster. Also play their hip hop too loud for anybody with half a brain to put up with. The boy racer is a well-known sub-division of the scobe.

They are hated by all respectable people, but the most deep-rooted rivalries are with grungers.

See also Chav

Some scobe asked me for the cheapest bottle of wine so I smashed his knees in with the mop.

by Snake December 24, 2005

Scoper

Another word for spastic. Came into use when the Spastic's Society changed it's name to Scope.

You Scoper!
You're such a Scoper!
Scoooper!

by KiBe April 29, 2003

Scoleciphobia

Fear or strong dislike of worms, and anything that resembles one.

Poor Alex... she freaks out when she walks in the wet dirt, because she has a real bad case of scoleciphobia....

by QueenBam January 24, 2007

scoreboard

a technique for ending an arguement about numbers. Obviously the scoreboard will truly reflect who is winning, regardless of what the other party is saying. Scoreboard suggests that all that is really relevant are the cold hard numbers. If you have scoreboard then the facts/numbers are on your side and you can end the arguement by just pointing out to the other person to look at the scoreboard.

People complain that the Yankees have bought their World Series titles. Who cares? 26 world championships baby, SCOREBOARD!

by the prophet March 25, 2003