schlormick

when anyone with last name mccormick does anything

Mr McCormick just schlormicked him

by schlormick April 29, 2023

Schlooped

To brain-fart.

I cant Remember man I’m schlooped

by Kydst December 30, 2018

Schloopy

The 8th dwarf except he's 6'4", half Asian/Swedish and always looks hungover.

Schloopy has a thing for asian girls.

by schloopy moopy October 7, 2009

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

Schlop

The sound which is made when a very wet substance hits a durable surface at force. This sound would be most commonly heard when an extremely wet turd departs from your anus and hits the surface of the water at speed.

Bill: "I had an extremely wet turd this morning"
Henry: "Did it make a Schlop?"
Bill: "Yes, my arse is still moist"

by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Schloopy

Pronounced sh-loopy.
:Schloopy is a male cat that is not a kitten but has not reached full manhood yet.
:A Schloopy looks like a full grown cat, but the balls have yet to drop therefore he has not hit man hood.

:Not a kitten anymore and not yet a cat, but a Schloopy

:My Schloopy has tiny balls.
:Look at that Schloopy pissing on grandmas quilt.
:Come here Shloopy so I can beat you for hacking a hairball in my shoe!
:Why does that Schloopy have shit matted in his fur?

by TronMR57 November 23, 2009

Schlompticox

The sound that comes out of a zebra's butt.

"Did you hear that schlompticox at the zebra exhibit?

by Derp Derpinson July 14, 2014